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  1. @thesnuffy Honesty is beautiful.
  2. @ChrisGastardi I love John Maxwell's stuff. Especially "Thinking For a Change" altho I had to read it a second time later to enjoy it.
  3. Church Bulletin Blooper: "Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24. So ends a friendship that began in their school days."
  4. Church Bulletin Blooper: "Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion."
  5. @tojosan Hey Todd, happy birthday! I just had mine yesterday. :-) -Brian
  6. Church Sign: "There Are Some Questions That Can't Be Answered By Google"
  7. Church Sign: "God So Loved The World He Did Not Send a Committee"
  8. Church Sign: "Don't Be So Open Minded Your Brains Fall Out"
  9. Church Sign: "Free Coffee. Everlasting Life. Yes, Membership Has Its Privileges."
  10. Church Sign: "Forgive Your Enemies - It Messes With Their Heads" That's a funny paraphrase of Paul, isn't it?
  11. Church Sign: "Staying in Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church"
  12. Church Bloopers: "Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance."
  13. Classic Church Bloopers: "A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow."
  14. Church bloopers: " Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
  15. You Might Be Charismatic If... You develop a slight hand tremor, and 40 people ask for your prayers during ministry time.
  16. You Might Be Charismatic If... When you break a fingernail, you blame it on spiritual warfare.
  17. Church Bulletin Bloopers: "The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."
  18. Church Bulletin Bloopers: "Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."
  19. Church Bulletin Bloopers: "The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."
  20. Church Bulletin Bloopers: "For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."