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christian_keyes

azizansari Does anyone know how my equity in Harvard Connection/Connect U is affected by today? #Winklevoss4Life 4:20 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by christian_keyes and 1510 others
anthonyjeselnik MCA died? Shit. I didn't even know he was ill. 10:29 AM May 4th via TwitBird Retweeted by christian_keyes and 691 others
BorowitzReport Being invited to join someone on LinkedIn is only slightly less exciting than being offered a pizza flyer on the street. 12:48 PM Apr 24th via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 154 others
thesulk The Mad Men driving visual effect is one small step above Toonces. 9:49 AM Apr 23rd via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 227 others
Abandoned car instagr.am/p/JsmU4EoKuo/ 2:32 PM Apr 21st via Instagram
Hard, hard, hard awesome rap album from Death Grips: dummymag.com/new-music/2012… 1:42 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Mac
netflix_instant [Instant] Melancholia bit.ly/ID85nv 1:31 AM Apr 12th via twitterfeed Retweeted by christian_keyes and 9 others
Horse_ebooks ANOTHER: rubber. ANOTHER: the blackboard. ANOTHER: ANOTHER: ANOTHER: ANOTHER: ANOTHER: Use a plastic handle. Make it to fit the hand. 11:43 AM Apr 11th via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 579 others
Inspired by a lunch special I just saw, rather than swearing, I'm going to start using the phrase "Asiago Focaccia" 9:41 AM Apr 11th via Twitter for Mac
BreakingBad_AMC Check out @PaulScheer's #BreakingBad site for some awesome gifs! ow.ly/a6spy 9:45 AM Apr 5th via HootSuite Retweeted by christian_keyes and 54 others
robdelaney Sigur Rós makes money between albums by writing "captchas." 12:18 PM Mar 26th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by christian_keyes and 1264 others
DadBoner If Mitt Romey is pals with Kid Rock, and Kid Rock is pals with Guy Fieri, maybe Guy could be Secretary of Bold Flavors? That'd be so money. 10:41 AM Feb 29th via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 248 others
Teaching my sister how the Twitter machine works. #noideawhatshesdoing 1:34 PM Feb 11th via web
@hannahjgriffin open.spotify.com/track/5EmFRNZQ… 10:28 AM Feb 8th via Twitter for Mac in reply to hannahjgriffin
thehiddenlooks Here we go! Sure Thing thehiddenlooks.com/surething 5:08 AM Feb 8th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by christian_keyes
Burger King in the morning typically results in being seated on the throne all day. #cheesybaconbkwrapper #regal 1:53 PM Jan 31st via Twitter for Mac
Centuries of roof dandruff is falling all over me today while the roof is being repaired. Wearing a hood and using a post-it over my soda. 8:25 AM Jan 30th via Twitter for Mac
Know those videos of guys freaking out and throwing their computer across the room? Get your cameras ready… 1:09 PM Jan 19th via Twitter for Mac
Horse_ebooks "This is not acceptable!" I screamed as Kathy drowned 11:27 PM Jan 4th via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 1119 others
Horse_ebooks I have the problems 6:01 PM Dec 27th, 2011 via web Retweeted by christian_keyes and 709 others

Name Christian Keyes
Location Merrimac MA
Web http://www.keyesd...
Bio I'm a graphic designer and web developer working at iMarc LLC and building custom drums