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christian95

  1. Cooking shows are a lot like porn. Everything is done at an awkward angle for the camera & you always want to try what they're doing. 12:16 PM May 18th via TweetCaster for Android
  2. Any body want to trade lives with me for about the next 3 months? 4:12 AM Mar 24th via Samsung Mobile
  3. AMEN BROTHER!!! RT @popnwave: The Columbus Ave bridge can't open soon enough. 1:47 PM Mar 12th via TweetCaster for Android
  4. There are a lot of jail shows on the weekend. Must be for all the people on house arrest, to remind them of home. 7:36 PM Mar 10th via Samsung Mobile
  5. Coochie cutters and ankle boots? Really #Ybor? 5:49 PM Mar 8th via TweetCaster for Android
  6. Why in the fuck would you bring your whole damn family with you to the Psych Dr? A group of 8 just left but only one saw a Dr. 11:31 AM Feb 27th via TweetCaster for Android
  7. There is a grown ass man here wearing Stewie from Family Guy house slippers. With out a lick shame or embarassment. That dude is pimp. 11:21 AM Feb 27th via TweetCaster for Android
  8. Smart Phones have made mental illness so much easier to deal with. Typed from my Psychiatrist office/Chuck E. Cheese 11:15 AM Feb 27th via TweetCaster for Android
  9. @J_Nev_ @jpodhoretz. You think hearing about them uncomfortable? Try having one. 10:36 PM Feb 24th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to J_Nev_
  10. This Dr's office could fuck up a wet dream. 10:55 AM Feb 22nd via TweetCaster for Android
  11. There is a man in this waiting room that bears a very strong resemblance to Barney Frank, except this guy has a wife. #politicsnerd 12:02 PM Feb 13th via TweetCaster for Android
  12. Super Bowl Sunday. It's like Christmas for Lesbians. 4:34 PM Feb 5th via TweetCaster for Android
  13. FINALLY! RT @BillCorbett: IN: tyranny OUT: squirrels #inoutlist 4:33 PM Jan 24th via TweetCaster for Android
  • Name Christian Innameonly
  • Location Ybor City, Tampa, Florida, USA
  • Bio Happily non-legally married, dog owning, overly blunt, rather vulgar, probably intoxicated, liberal, nerd.
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