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  1. Don't really need a corrupt document and an aggro cab driver at this time of night!
  2. @ADaniels3PO How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
  3. God I need a rest. Instead, on Sunday, my first day off for over a week... I'm going to watch the tennis...
  4. #apaawards WELL DONE SPIKES! WELL DONE DAVE!
  5. Hmm. Cat just turned his nose up at leftovers of something i'd just happily eaten. That's not a good sign.
  6. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME TO BED NOW PLEASE
  7. A guy who looks like robert de niro is working outside my house. He really really looks like him!
  8. Getting ready to go into work and do my first overnight tennis daily. Won't finish til midnight...
  9. This doctor who animation is appalling. Why are all who spinoffs so badly written? People must be dying to write this shit. I know I would!
  10. @StMungo WE WILL NEVER AGREE ON THIS.
  11. @StMungo It bloody does not. I try and keep them apart with a chip at all times.
  12. @sarisophia It's like combining all the hellish elements of the world to make one big one. Peter Andre karaoke on ice does Fame. I'm off.
  13. @StMungo What exactly am I taking back? Peas?
  14. THEY ARE TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GO OUT!! 'coming up, the one show does the kids from fame' 'now the cast of holby' JEEZUS!
  15. I like peas and I like ketchup, so why do i hate it when they get near each other?
  16. @nathanfthomas Bit of a trek but if you fancy teddington! Don't want to force you for a hour like
  17. @nathanfthomas highly improbable
  18. Mrstheb gone to see shit film about vampires, sod all on tv and nobody to go to the pub with. Help!
  19. @waltonjacob IF ONLY IT WAS THAT SIMPLE!
  20. I swear this place is trying to kill me!