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ChrisThePaxtons

  1. Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!!! #GenderPacific !!!!!!!!
  2. @REDDDFOXXX I can dig it. Im pretty much under the same act.
  3. @REDDDFOXXX is that about accurate?
  4. @REDDDFOXXX soooo... it sounds like a whole lotta fun in theory but... fuck it Im still signing up to go.
  5. @Vandalyzm see why I keep that shit to myself? Don't tell it. Sell it.
  6. @HoneyBlonde87 swag. Hows it been going thus far?
  7. @HoneyBlonde87 Happy birthday, Ms. Daniel!
  8. Yop. RT @djcastle The minute you start believing all those folks gassin you up is the minute you stop progressing.
  9. Know the terrain...
  10. @MsPackyetti LOL. It was worth it.
  11. @MsPackyetti lol. Yeah... I think I was about 11 or 12.
  12. @MsPackyetti I do remember being told, quite often, that I was "too smart for my own good."
  13. Is Art of War required reading in middle or high school? It should be.
  14. @TickleMeHellNo lol. no prob. Remind me next time I see you.
  15. @butterflyylost yeah... even wit the jiggy shit....
  16. @skinnyblackgirl Str8 up...
  17. @TickleMeHellNo Lol. Not too shabby. How bout you?
  18. Think back to 98. What were you listening to? What did music sound like? Compare that to 2012.
  19. @TickleMeHellNo whas hap'nin lil lady?!
  20. "Happy birthday" Is damn near the only acceptable voicemail to leave in 2012.