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  1. Just ordered this interesting book. Looking forward to reading it during my quiet time. http://bit.ly/4KMNA
  2. Watched premiere of "America's Next Top Model" tonight. Make no mistake: those girls work hard.
  3. The tough guys of my generation will never live up to the standard set by the great Lee Marvin.
  4. If I controlled customer service, the person speaking on the line would present himself as a man doing business with a man.
  5. I'm back. Let's just say I was away on some "family business."
  6. You know, I really can't eat this fucking shit.
  7. If I controlled the auto industry, I would shift the emphasis back to full-sized sedans.
  8. I've lived long enough that I can say with confidence that I prefer the shadows of the night to the light of day.
  9. Whenever I'm in a business meeting, I think about how lucky the others are that we have this forum to resolve our differences peacefully.
  10. I shouldn't have to raise my voice. What I say is perfectly clear.
  11. If I controlled the government, there would be a tax on every time someone fucking lied to me.
  12. When I call customer service, they always put me right through to the manager. Wonder why that is.
  13. One of my fondest memories was working with the great Telly Savalas on "Kojak."
  14. If I controlled publishing, there would be more thrillers, and more cookbooks with really great Italian recipes.
  15. There's a lot of talk of Chuck Norris, but at the end of the day, most people would rather deal with him than me.
  16. I sometimes make people nervous, which is strange to me, because I am extremely comfortable with myself.
  17. People see me as the bad guy. In my opinion, I've played the good guy in every one of my films.
  18. A man needs to express his sexuality.
  19. Sometimes I think maybe I should have run. No one seems to be scared of Obama.
  20. You know I can't eat this fucking shit.