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  1. @mattfraction Ah, a splendid example of mid-90s poetry.1:01 AM Jul 15th from TwitterGadget in reply to mattfraction
  2. Looking for poems about waterfalls.12:46 AM Jul 15th from TwitterGadget
  3. @KatyEvansBush Well, Michael Jackson's still dead.3:26 AM Jul 14th from TwitterGadget in reply to KatyEvansBush
  4. "It's just 'criminail' not to get effective treatment" - for some nail, er, treating, stuff - WHAT? What decade IS this, advertisers?7:37 AM Jul 12th from web
  5. @BuckSexington Oh, I'm sure it'll have a cheery ending that reaffirms our faith in human nature. You know, and a cute bit with a dog.3:56 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to BuckSexington
  6. Lars von Trier torture porn? That's not going to end happily, is it?3:28 AM Jul 12th from web
  7. Oh dear photoshop lord: http://i42.photobucket.com/...2:07 PM Jul 9th from web
  8. Or here, rather: http://bit.ly/fwJ0e9:31 AM Jul 9th from web
  9. Yes, this beer is real: He'Brew's "Rejewvenator - the Chosen Beer" (http://bit.ly/YdMeP9:29 AM Jul 9th from TwitterGadget
  10. If you're going to carry an I ♥ SEX mug to work, at least get rid of your monobrow.1:15 AM Jul 9th from TwitterGadget
  11. @laurennmcc How exciting! Save some crazy for our visit!8:52 AM Jul 8th from TwitterGadget in reply to laurennmcc
  12. Looking forward to WordPlay launch tonight: http://www.timeout.com/lond...3:34 AM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
  13. @bonzrat Me too :) Avoid caffeine, drink lots of water and take some painkillers.3:16 AM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget in reply to bonzrat
  14. @simonf333 look up #iranelection ?1:29 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to simonf333
  15. Kieron saved me the last chocolate, shaped like a heart. All good and cute til we remember those were MY DAMN CHOCOLATES.1:09 AM Jul 7th from web
  16. @simonf333 It's sort of Allo, Allo-British-airmen-speak for more modern times :)2:49 AM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget in reply to simonf333
  17. Just mistyped: I will need an invoice generated by you for filing porpoises.2:07 AM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget
  18. RT @sispurrier: BIBLE IN "NOT ACTUALLY UNALTERED WORD OF GOD" SHOCKER, Pope Spontaneously Combusts. http://bit.ly/jkh5v1:15 AM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget
  19. Writing a poem about a fat stormtrooper scratching his nuts at Bristol comic-con. It has a strangely sombre tone.1:02 AM Jul 6th from web
  20. @rtyronejones Something about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy would be appropriate for Thursday, no?8:14 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterGadget in reply to rtyronejones