chrissyteigen
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Almost done shooting!! Then its back home to battle the boxes!
about 15 hours ago
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my phone is soaking, inside. very upsetting...working horribly.. how will i tweet!!!! ksjdflsdjgasdgkldgjdflkgjfdgh hi @!!
8:13 AM Dec 14th
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heading to the airport! going to work in captiva island, fl. no idea where that is but it says "island" so im down
7:00 AM Dec 14th
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I have figured it out. Models are thin. Horrible dancing burns a lot of calories. Put it together
9:11 PM Dec 13th
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I am either at model night at cipriani or a midnight screening for new moon. Everyone looks like a vampire
8:57 PM Dec 13th
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- trying to stop puddys fear of boxes by a "box therapy session. i'm in a box, he's in a box...treats...didnt work
2:01 PM Dec 13th
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1:38 PM Dec 13th
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@ I oppose marc anthony too. Same guy right?
1:02 PM Dec 13th
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I guess sure, they are quotes, but inspirational...no. Everytime I read them its like some hippie weirdo is whispering them in my ear slowly
12:36 PM Dec 13th
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RT iheartquotes: If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need~Cicero.*this is such simply untrue and these quotes SUCK*
12:35 PM Dec 13th
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Just watched some super olllld paula poundstone comedy. It was funny but difficult because I didn't get the jokes.need to book up on the 80s
5:40 AM Dec 13th
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I think I would totally work in a prison. But they're always throwing pee around and NO ONE pees on me but my man. KEEP. IT. CLASSY.
7:08 PM Dec 12th
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it really is like club fed. with way more hepatitis.
6:48 PM Dec 12th
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i just learned how to make tattoo ink out of burnt baby oil and how to make homemade alcohol with prison food!! i love locked up!
6:47 PM Dec 12th
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fact: i never sleep in a bed unless i am with my boyfriend. i sleep on the couch, all the time. sounds like some childhood issues
6:46 PM Dec 12th
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helllllooooo. when someone calls me a "skinny bitch" all i hear is "skinny" and i smile all day. not a good zinger, try again!!
10:05 PM Dec 11th
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no, i didnt do this..i got the idea after a women said she would be back but would leave her purse. although she did it wrong and returned.
2:38 PM Dec 11th
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how to get free manicure (need: one crappy purse) step 1. get mani. step 2. say you have to go to atm but will leave your purse. 3. enjoy
2:32 PM Dec 11th
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God I want a gap ad so bad. Anyone work for coorporate?
1:17 PM Dec 11th
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When it was disgustingly hot out, I said 'I would prefer being blindingly cold right now instead'. Well that apparently was a lie
10:38 AM Dec 11th
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