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  1. Almost done shooting!! Then its back home to battle the boxes! about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. my phone is soaking, inside. very upsetting...working horribly.. how will i tweet!!!! ksjdflsdjgasdgkldgjdflkgjfdgh hi @johnlegend!! 8:13 AM Dec 14th from web
  3. heading to the airport! going to work in captiva island, fl. no idea where that is but it says "island" so im down 7:00 AM Dec 14th from web
  4. I have figured it out. Models are thin. Horrible dancing burns a lot of calories. Put it together 9:11 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  5. I am either at model night at cipriani or a midnight screening for new moon. Everyone looks like a vampire 8:57 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  6. http://twitpic.com/tekhh - trying to stop puddys fear of boxes by a "box therapy session. i'm in a box, he's in a box...treats...didnt work 2:01 PM Dec 13th from TwitPic
  7. @CamDogs #so #many #hashtags 1:38 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter in reply to CamDogs
  8. @JohnBonini I oppose marc anthony too. Same guy right? 1:02 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter in reply to JohnBonini
  9. I guess sure, they are quotes, but inspirational...no. Everytime I read them its like some hippie weirdo is whispering them in my ear slowly 12:36 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  10. RT iheartquotes: If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need~Cicero.*this is such simply untrue and these quotes SUCK* 12:35 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  11. Just watched some super olllld paula poundstone comedy. It was funny but difficult because I didn't get the jokes.need to book up on the 80s 5:40 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  12. I think I would totally work in a prison. But they're always throwing pee around and NO ONE pees on me but my man. KEEP. IT. CLASSY. 7:08 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  13. it really is like club fed. with way more hepatitis. 6:48 PM Dec 12th from web
  14. i just learned how to make tattoo ink out of burnt baby oil and how to make homemade alcohol with prison food!! i love locked up! 6:47 PM Dec 12th from web
  15. fact: i never sleep in a bed unless i am with my boyfriend. i sleep on the couch, all the time. sounds like some childhood issues 6:46 PM Dec 12th from web
  16. helllllooooo. when someone calls me a "skinny bitch" all i hear is "skinny" and i smile all day. not a good zinger, try again!! 10:05 PM Dec 11th from web
  17. no, i didnt do this..i got the idea after a women said she would be back but would leave her purse. although she did it wrong and returned. 2:38 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. how to get free manicure (need: one crappy purse) step 1. get mani. step 2. say you have to go to atm but will leave your purse. 3. enjoy 2:32 PM Dec 11th from web
  19. God I want a gap ad so bad. Anyone work for coorporate? #recessionbeg #christmasmoney 1:17 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
  20. When it was disgustingly hot out, I said 'I would prefer being blindingly cold right now instead'. Well that apparently was a lie 10:38 AM Dec 11th from UberTwitter