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  1. @DoucheLarue Wait, what? I linked you to an Onion article about CC Sabathia and Prince Fielder wanting to eat each other.
  2. @DoucheLarue Have you ever seen this Onion article? Best thing ever: http://bit.ly/2fHrpy
  3. I'm really proud of Fox NY for hiring a reporter with Down's. ( #yankeesparadeonfox live on http://bit.ly/2Pro9s )
  4. The question to ask CC would have been "How likely are you to eat a small child today?" ( #yankeesparadeonfox live on http://bit.ly/2Pro9s )
  5. Worst media performance ever. RT @qwik3r: the reporter thinks any black guy is CC. ( #yankeesparadeonfox live on http://bit.ly/2Pro9s )
  6. The woman on the Yankee parade telecast might be partially retarded. ( #yankeesparadeonfox live on http://bit.ly/2Pro9s )
  7. @BrockCochran Magellan the Dragon was a far more tender lover than anyone could possibly have guessed.
  8. You don't know the terrible things that happen to a 2 year old in a Sesame Place prison.
  9. When I was like 2 years-old, I stole an Oscar the Grouch pencil sharpener from a Sesame Place gift shop. I cried. My Sesame Street memory.
  10. Well, no way in repaying them that doesn't involve reparations for that whole railroad situation. Our bad.
  11. Simple joy in life: Generously tipping Chinese food delivery people. There is no way I can possibly repay them for steamed pork dumplings.
  12. Facebook just sent me a message saying they took down a photo of mine for a Terms of Use violation.Apparently my kitten needed to wear pants
  13. I'd be pretty offended if someone put me on a Twitter list, but it was named "Douchebags I Hate." Good thing my mom isn't on Twitter.
  14. @amysteen You should still go to Guyism for all of our other contributors though since that feed is only Humor content. Glad I could help
  15. @amysteen FYI, the old BOH feed has pics/full content now, just for you and the longtime readers.
  16. More contests RT @FootballPost Only couple days left to enter to win a FREE trip to San Diego for Chargers vs. Eagles!! http://bit.ly/10H6OJ
  17. @amysteen I'll look to see if there's a way to do that for you, Amy. No promises, but I'll try my best to figure it out.
  18. @hogi82 Only on the wings of your imagination.
  19. @BrockCochran The dude's actually pretty funny when not too caught up in the gimmicks. Beating off to the Mario theme is a classic.
  20. @amysteen I just saw this, sorry for the delay. We cut images out since we really need people to come and participate. Help me, Amy!