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chrisslusser

  1. Which reminds me I'm pretty sure I'm behind in my "Guild" watching.
  2. Just found out Felicia Day is going to be in the next "Supernatural" episode. That is AWESOME!
  3. Just did a senior citizen workout video, aaaand my muscles are sore. Nice!
  4. Normal people are sleeping at this hour, but not me. And typing on Twitter is slow again. Firefox?
  5. One week left of work. Can't wait! But it's kind of sad too. But mostly I can't wait!
  6. And my hip hurts. I'm officially old.
  7. I need to stop eating whatever I just ate. I think it had garlic in it. Bah!
  8. I miss the days when your latest tweet was super huge on your profile. That were funny.
  9. What the frak is "Inspect Element"?!! Firefox!
  10. My twitter bounces back and forth between the old new twitter and the new new twitter. Weird. I like old new. I hate change.
  11. Quitting my job in February. Shhhhh!!!!!
  12. You know, I've had to call 911 twice on that street, witnessed 2 accidents, driven by many more accidents. Glad I get to work at home soon.
  13. And I got to ride in a really tall tow truck and it was cool! We towered over everyone! I had to be cool about it, tho, since I'm not 7.
  14. And that's my day. I'm eating chocolate for lunch to calm my nerves. Being in the middle of oncoming traffic is not cool!
  15. ...And before I left work, I had to pee, but I thought I'd be home in a few minutes. Ha! Two hours later I finally got to pee. Yaaaayy!
  16. ... the cop laughed at me when he got there. I had to wait an hour for AAA. In 25 degrees. I could have gone into the gas station, though...
  17. My serpentine belt just broke in the middle of a 4-lane busy street. Shite! I called 911, some guys pushed my car to a side street...
  18. So, I'm sick. Apparently getting 5 hours of sleep a night and living on cheese and chocolate is bad for you. FINE.
  19. I'm so spoiled!
  20. I should go to sleep already so Santa can visit. Sleep can be my Christmas present to myself (besides Kindle Fire and a teddy bear...).