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  1. Just bought a new (to me) car!!!! 2001 Subaru Legacy Wagon!!! trunkspace and AWD!! I'm so practical! 12:19 PM Dec 23rd from web
  2. @DocShaner @kylelatino make sure to livetweet out of context hilarious lines from the rifftrax thing! 2:16 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to DocShaner
  3. @DocShaner it's 100% worth it if you can find a theater that's doing it. List of theaters here: http://bit.ly/2Pasjy 1:55 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to DocShaner
  4. finally got around to reading the issue of @mouseguard that I bought at Wiz World over the summer. I feel like an idiot for waiting so long 12:52 PM Dec 16th from web
  5. @lainbrain kick his butt. 9:16 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to lainbrain
  6. just videochatted with my sister to solve a technical problem (turns out her rabbit likes to chew wires, who knew...). the future is crazy. 3:45 PM Dec 11th from web
  7. I'm about 99% sure that can of crushed tomatoes was really a can of tomato sauce. This chili should be interesting... 3:29 PM Dec 3rd from web
  8. RT @emilyooo: My new favorite video online: Rammstein vs. Cookie Monster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs 3:02 PM Dec 1st from web
  9. @nickdemaster dinos. hands down. They'd bring world peace with them because they rule so much 8:16 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to nickdemaster
  10. The Rocker can't be that bad, right? See you in 102 minutes. 4:58 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. finished work, 9 days of vacation have officially started!!! 2:59 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. @emilyooo uh, yeah. it was awesome! 9:39 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to emilyooo
  13. @kylelatino thanks Dylan, now I'm terrified of christmas. 6:01 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to kylelatino
  14. @jasonlatino that kid is way to weak to be Hhhhhhaaaawwwkman. He's more like Hhhaawkman. Maybe. 12:19 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to jasonlatino
  15. rumor is that Palin is in GR. Celebrate by being disarming and rankling at the same time. 11:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. at some point yesterday I wrote "Littleicious" in my notebook. What does that even mean?! 5:57 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. I think @zachatollah will back me up on this: realizing I missed a perfect chance for a pun in conversation makes me want a redo on my day 12:19 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. @DocShaner you should sketch marmaduke. It will make you dislike dogs so much that you'll be able to concentrate on other things 11:31 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to DocShaner
  19. fascinating last statements by people sentenced to death in Texas: http://bit.ly/4FLnly the majority are apologetic and prayerful 8:38 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. Remember At the Drive In? ♫Send transmission from the one armed Scissor♫! http://songza.fm/~4llsv4 8:34 AM Nov 13th from web