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chrisross

  1. I breathe a sigh of relief for what I have and what I don't.
  2. I do the Lord's work. Cc @mr_oberts twitter.com/chrisross/stat…
  3. @PaulTobin "tar baby"
  4. @ChrisNaomi that is not me.
  5. Please @disney, remake Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
  6. @TheJenya How over 40?
  7. @wdrussell There you go, sir.
  8. @lgmacdonald LOVE MY PUNS. RUB THEM ON YOUR FACE!
  9. @lgmacdonald You know who else was on a yoga kick? Yogi Bear. #notsocleverpun
  10. @brendlewhat Yellow is my favorite Radiohead song.
  11. All of the times I've fallen in front of people drift into my mind when I consider doing yoga.
  12. @BriarMade Unless you're allergic to bees.
  13. @MoonpieNobot Yes womans need caves.