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ChrisPitcher

@ChrisPNE haha. I am in no way embarrassed about my drink. 38 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChrisPNE
@ChrisPNE worst troll ever x about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChrisPNE
@shennners it's nearly full but yes, of course. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shennners
Impromptu drinking and mixing session in the garden. Who's coming? £20 entry. No Scallies about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@pantsil316 i only turned gay because I enjoyed your mum ramming her finger in my poo pipe about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pantsil316
Delicious. instagr.am/p/LGJBe_ubUD/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
POWER wins. 11/2 winner for me. Great stuff about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@RandomGeordie absolutely rubbish!!! Great finish from Gabrial. Some serious speed about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RandomGeordie
@georgedthompson garden furniture empty boxes. They are going to the tip tomorrow. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to georgedthompson
@RandomGeordie I just play with my profit and have done for months. Grandeur ran brilliantly before too. Mabaany EW for me here about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RandomGeordie
@RandomGeordie I had it in my lucky 15 :) about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RandomGeordie
GRANDEUR! Boom!! Great start to the day. Brilliant ride by Will Buick. #Goodwood about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Christerphurr 6/4 so far. Best horse there today about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Christerphurr
CAY VERDE is going to be a rather good sprint horse! Lucky 15 1/1 so far :) @GetYourTipsOut about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@georgedthompson the recycling? The council collect that for me :) about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to georgedthompson
@NeilMellor33 lump all your money on GULF OF NAPLES in the 3.10. Enjoy your winnings about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NeilMellor33
@nikkitopping @charliseymour would love to but the dates aren't free for us about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nikkitopping
Messing with Ableton in the sun. Lovely. twitter.com/ChrisPitcher/s… about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@patc57 I assume you're just sat eating pies and knocking the cruise control on and off? Pretty similar to my day so far. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to patc57
Good luck to @Moosola who has set off on his JOGLE ride. Crazy bastard. Please give him your f**king money. justgiving.com/teams/danjogle… Ta. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Name Chris Pitcher
Location Preston. Just.
Web http://www.rockfm...
Bio Radio producer and DJ. PNE fan. Terrible gambler. These are my own views. Everyone else's views are much funnier and interesting. I like you!