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chrispate

  1. Anyone have Tumblr? I've just set up my account.
  2. Keep it locked in the 949. Good grief. #pirate #wogan
  3. Shit. Whitney Houston AND Donna Summer in the space of 6 months.
  4. I am a Knight of Infinite Procrastination #kierkegaard #fear #trembling #nofaith
  5. Anyone who is still complaining about the grad ball now Annie Mac has been announced is just being ridiculous. It'll be exceptional.
  6. That's enough Kierkegaard for one day. #knightofapathy
  7. Disappointed to see that Miranda Hart won't be featuring on tonights @SUSU_tv broadcast. Could've called it "Giving from the Hart" #susurag
  8. Tuning in to the Cancer Research broadcast from the library- best of luck @AbbieSAChapman, @DavidGilani and everyone involved! #susurag
  9. @MegatronCox They've stopped talking about that. Now they're saying truck drivers earn £50-60,000 p/year. I think they're a bit misinformed.
  10. They're talking about involving Rebecca Black and Nicki Minaj. I'm done. I'm going to the library.
  11. Oh god they've started to write: "Money don't grow on trees so why you putting up my student fees?" I'll leave you to insert the joke here.
  12. @AndreasJamesDay Ha! I thought you might be!
  13. "Why is it all about knocking about shooting people, why can't it be about mortgages? Tuition fees?" Holy shit this is comedy gold.
  14. Apparently rap is "all about escapism." Whitest Tupac I've ever seen.
  15. People working behind me are actually discussing making rap music about the financial situation "because that's what affects us now"...
  16. @SUSUtv what's the official hashtag for tonight's broadcast? I'll be watching from the library! #visualprocrastination
  17. @milanmatejka I'll give it a go, if you don't mind sending me one? Christopheriainpate@gmail.com if that's okay mate?
  18. My favourite verse in The Bible is the one just before the chorus. #musicalgod