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ChrisParry

  1. Trade David Booth. Bear baiting is conduct unbecoming. slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NH… 10:05 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
  2. Liverpool sacks Kenny Dalglish? I'll have 'riots by lunchtime' for $400, thanks Alex. 9:56 AM May 16th via web
  3. Considering boiling my sugar-free Red Bull down to a powder and selling it to journalists as a wonder-drug. I'll call it 'TV Studio 54'. 9:52 AM May 16th via web
  4. Just used compressed air to blow dust out of my keyboard and I found a family of possums had been living there. Also a 1920's chimney sweep. 9:49 AM May 16th via web
  5. @BrownieScott We'll see. They'll need to crack open a wallet or twelve. 9:41 AM May 16th via web in reply to BrownieScott
  6. @BrownieScott No, I think they're legi..<THWACK!> Oh crap. Poison dart. 9:39 AM May 16th via web in reply to BrownieScott
  7. @mayhemmiller Si. 11:41 AM May 11th via web in reply to mayhemmiller
  8. @lordtiberius So now you're adding some racism to the mix? Sheesh. Who would Jesus racially slander? 11:40 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  9. @lordtiberius As far as no-speech, no-budget, no-crew short films go... I give it a 4 out of 10. 11:40 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  10. @lordtiberius Why would you read Mao? Wouldn't you rather My Pet Goat? 11:34 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  11. @ekc @MMARising Perhaps because Barnett is a four-time drug cheat and the UFC should be above that? 11:32 AM May 11th via web in reply to ekc
  12. @lordtiberius If it were a post-Christian world I wouldn't have to fight my way through the buffet line at the Frischs Big Boy every Sunday. 11:31 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  13. @lordtiberius @chrisparry Yes, where there is love, there is heroism. And teen pregnancy! 11:28 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  14. @lordtiberius I expected more than a cursing cut'n'paste from the director of Black Magic Barbie. #therearenoheroes 11:25 AM May 11th via web in reply to lordtiberius
  15. Bristol Palin apparently graduated from the Octomom School of Making Yourself Increasingly Less Relevant Every Time You Speak. #MBAontheway 11:12 AM May 11th via web
  16. AXE body spray sets off fire alarm in school. Superintendent: "I see the new toxic waste detectors are working." bit.ly/lYxU0F 11:01 AM May 11th via web
  17. 40% traffic drop cause identified. Back to old levels after minor tweaks. 24hrs from freakout to SEO glory. #nobodystepsontrafficinMYtown 10:59 AM May 11th via web
  18. Is it just me or does everyone else think Dark Shadows should have starred Paul Lynde instead of Johnny Depp? 10:39 AM May 11th via web
  19. Bristol Palin says Obama got his gay marriage stance from Glee. Makes sense: She got her ideas on family planning from Jersey Shore. 9:57 AM May 11th via web
  20. @katiedolgin Followed 9:39 AM May 11th via web in reply to katiedolgin
  • Name Chris Parry
  • Location Vancouver, BC
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  • Bio Assistant Digital Editor, Vancouver Sun. Member of the new PNG Online Revenue SWAT team. My ♕ captures your ♘.
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