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  1. @magspop @cronkshaw 1. But 2. Alo 3. Ham don't think williams will have quite as good a race after the fire
  2. @capnhef is that the real reason you guys want to get home early tonight?
  3. Definitely having a break from game of thrones before I read dance with dragons. Need to get out of westeros for a while
  4. @jossdlorenson I'm about to get on a train for 4 hours. That's fun right?
  5. @cronkshaw surely that band in your retweet should be 1023 megabytes?
  6. Death by hayfever. Want to scratch my eyes out
  7. Last day in newcastle today. It's been a good week but can't wait to be home!
  8. @jossdlorenson I've found some good places here this week but brewdog shines above them. Best pubs.
  9. @jossdlorenson a few hours ago it would be a bad thing. Now I just want a quiet dram before bed. Brewdog was nice and busy though :)
  10. @jossdlorenson ah, Oz is the aim is it? My cousin is just away to emigrate. The fuckloads of deadly spiders puts me off
  11. Have found the only empty bar in newcastle tonight. In my hotel.
  12. @jossdlorenson one week in italy and you want out that bad?
  13. Barrel aged 7.7 is awesome. Kicks the shit out of innis and gunn in the whisky beer stakes #brewdog
  14. @Davidofficer if you have a blu ray player you can borrow my copy of the quadrology
  15. Right that's enough sitting about inside for one day! I'm going to walk over to the pub and... er... sit inside
  16. @Davidofficer About to go here for a burger then hit Brewdog: theforthnewcastle.co.uk
  17. @Davidofficer I have a laptop and football manager. Unfortunately for some reason I've got Powerpoint loaded instead and am doing work...
  18. Nevermind, just one more night of sitting in the pub on my own reading game of thrones.