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  1. RT @weirdmedicine: don't miss the leonid meteor shower tonight! go outside at bedtime and look east. peak will be 1am to 4am est.
  2. hit the papa john's lottery. free pie. smells delicious. and shockingly, it DOESN'T taste like shit. w00t!
  3. i wonder if the memphis grizzlies fans who bought allan iverson's jersey will be getting a refund?
  4. look! there's a giant inflatable skunk across the street... http://twitpic.com/ps4xf
  5. wow, tonight's curb your enthusiasm may have just beaten the bbc's the office "training day" episode as the greatest single episode ever...
  6. just watched ramo play broom hockey with a little mouse as a puck. i've never wished i had a camera on me more in my life...
  7. the girl from paramore is pretty damn hot and has an awesome voice...
  8. just watched a chick trip and fall and faceplant. had to do everything in my power to not laugh at her.
  9. you can tell it's almost christmas when my doorman starts doing things you'd expect a doorman to normally do... what a fake asshole he is.
  10. Nice to see that the reason my train won't go more than 3mph is because the people who are supposed to be doing work are on their phones.
  11. dear mta, this 7 train is not running express. it's running slowly and stopping often. randomly. boooooo! love always, chris
  12. @Acererak Sorry, Carmen Sandiego was a great show, but Good Eats tops it. Geek Paradise. Full of info, humour, AND teaches you how to cook.
  13. epic! got 2 @swagbucks for searching "i didn't get a swagbuck today yet." w00t! thanks tsg & pals! http://pic.im/eio
  14. RT @FakeFredWilpon: ...getting an unusual request from free agents. They want to know if they can keep their old Dr. instead of using ours.
  15. american style cream and onion chips...what's "style cream?" http://twitpic.com/p6xph
  16. dear #mets, if holliday or bay & lackey are too rich for your blood, your tickets are too rich for mine. love always, chris
  17. can anyone explain why sammy sosa is turning white? after effect of the 'roids? should we expect a giant headed caucasian barry bonds soon?
  18. "As far as I know, there's only 2 ways you can injure your neck. One is a car accident, the other's cunnilingus." --Larry David on Curb
  19. so 47th street is closed going west and ramo was on the news. Yup, its one hell of a good scare if ramo is the source of information...
  20. and the answer is an anthrax scare at the building across the street. should be fun to watch the news the next few nights...