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  1. BEDBUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED STAB RAPES. http://www.qwantz.com/index... about 19 hours ago from web
  2. 5 minutes until breads pudding are done done done. Can I shower and iron in that amount of time? 1:21 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic? 3:33 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  4. But it is dark upstairs and I am frightened of the dark. Will anyone go with me? 1:29 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. I just got my Google Wave 8 invites, so if you want, @Greywolfsf, lemme know. 1:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. I'm poopoo for popo cuffs. 7:17 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. I had kind of dismissed Lady Gaga until I heard this, and now I can't stop listening to Bad Romance: http://bit.ly/1PtaYk #latetotheparty 9:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Gay zombie tshirt? Yep. Played. Out. http://www.zazzle.com/gay_z... 5:05 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. RT @cooper_journal: New post: Design Loneliness http://bit.ly/5amyf7 7:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Palin supporters at a book signing in Ohio. Hilarity. And terror. http://www.youtube.com/watc... 7:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. "...few people are prepared to offer much illumination of just what it is that makes truth so important." #harrygfrankfurt 8:38 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  12. http://twitter.com/loadedsanta Holy crxp. Curmudgeonly goodness. 9:12 AM Nov 21st from web
  13. It's disconcerting to come home and wonder if you've come to the wrong home because the microwave has been replaced while you were gone. 10:55 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. I am  after my . Now  and time with . #. 10:21 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  15. MY tailbone hurts. Deciding between a productive-but-painful flight, or a pain-free-but-wasted-time flight. 2:25 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. This country was not built my men in suits, @Marlboro ad? ORLY? http://theformofmoney.blogh... 2:23 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. 10 meetings in 6.5 hours, comin' up. 4:26 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  18. The reason I don't like Japanese food is the meat and seaweed. This Japanese restaurant smells like meat and seaweed. I am in a bad mood. 5:01 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  19. Trying to concentrate in a conference room on Times Square is like trying to blow glass in a casino. 7:35 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. PEETS. BARISTA. SHOUT. EACH. ORDER. BY. PART. PERFECT. DICTION. THICK. ASSENT. As if we were deaf, dull-witted, ESL kids ruining her lawn. 7:43 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific