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chrisneill

JOJEHARVEY BBC4 stops me feeling single. I have such a hoot with it. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by chrisneill
In case you were wondering if at 16.47 I was eating Twiglets, Twitter affords me the opportunity to let you know that I'm not. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck
@craiguito Thanks, lovely man. 3:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to craiguito
Smile decides that the 0.12% interest it payed on my account was just too generous. 0% is apparently much more the thing. #banksarecunts 3:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
jennyeclair @debbiedjf oh cunt off 1:51 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to debbiedjf Retweeted by chrisneill and 50 others
@timhayward Further to my message of earlier, dozily I only now realise you're a double-award winner - take those congrats and multiply by 2 3:25 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
This govt is incompotent, sleazy, vicious and shambolic. These are unbiased truths because I am an entirely impartial observer #jeremyhunt 2:07 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
dansumption John Bishop *AND* the Olympic torch. Come friendly bombs... 7:01 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by chrisneill
@SteveDoherty1 Surely you can't be serious, Steve? Instead, why don't I simply donate the £5 such a drawing is unlikely to inspire? 7:01 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to SteveDoherty1
The one good thing about this Coalition government is that when it comes to it they don't like their ideas anymore than anyone else does. 5:06 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
bobgranleese Kids, eh? bit.ly/LGwPrJ Plus recipes from @Mr_St_JOHN, @JLQuoVadis and gorgeous George Locatelli 2:24 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by chrisneill and 1 other
@timhayward Many, many congratulations Tim on the award. I really am deeply chuffed to have contributed to such a splendid organ as yours. 2:39 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@twittl3s Only a bit like that. That one is terrific. 12:18 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittl3s
@twittl3s I positioned the moon most carefully that night and for once it didn't jiggle about like usual. 4:03 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to twittl3s
mattwallswine Never been to a restaurant yet that can do a fruit pastille better than Rowntrees. 3:35 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by chrisneill and 5 others
Imperial War Museum North, Manchester instagr.am/p/LOkslIhA8E/ 3:42 PM May 29th via Instagram
Chinatown wedding, London instagr.am/p/LOiipIBA7H/ 3:24 PM May 29th via Instagram
Selfridges instagr.am/p/LOgxIpBA6L/ 3:08 PM May 29th via Instagram
FergusCraig Just because I don't keep RT'ing praise or write general tweets thanking everyone for 'all the praise' doesn't mean I don't get SHITLOADS. 2:10 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by chrisneill and 1 other
martinwolfenden I hate it when my penis gets sucked into the laptop fan. 2:14 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by chrisneill and 1 other

Name Chris Neill
Location London, UK
Web http://www.chrisn...
Bio Mother of four, swimming gala champion, fighter of depression, collector of voodoo dolls, comes out in hives at the sight of gluten. Otherwise very happy.