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  1. Porridge really is the most disgusting muck.
  2. @thomasblythe The series, however, is bloody brilliant. Really.
  3. @lizzieroper Are you playing the dishy boy in the grey vest with the delectable hairy chest?If so, you've got a very wide range, so to speak
  4. @thomasblythe What's this oboe that keeps bothering you?
  5. @Eddie_Grundy is now following me on Twitter; he's obviously sceptical about my intentions towards his eldest.
  6. @thomasblythe Sounds much nicer than my ageing pudding from Saturday. Might just puree it with some turps and swig it back.
  7. I'm doing #JustAMinute on Friday with amongst others Brian from #TheArchers. Going to ask if he can sort me out a date with Will Grundy...
  8. ITV's current affairs flagship show Tonight is really searing stuff: "Every time a woman has a negative thought she presses her clicker."
  9. @thomasblythe Certainly did. I emailed you back earlier, love. By the way I am in fact gay. I hope that doesn't affect our friendship.
  10. A man only needs so many portions of baked quince and prunes in the fridge, and I've got too many.
  11. Does anyone know how to get word count to show in Open Office writer at the bottom of the screen, as you get in Word?
  12. @TracyAnnO Absolutely. Did you manage to flog it to Celador?
  13. @TracyAnnO I have bouts of activity and then really can't be arsed with it. A bit like life really. You perky, love?
  14. Justin Webb was in my GP's surgery earlier. He really has got the most terribly sly eyes.
  15. A man on the bus was reading "A Brief History Of Curating" by one Hans Ulrich Obrist. it didn't look brief enough to me.
  16. Bloody cyclists. Nothing has happened to me, I have to admit, but I'm just rallying behind callers to The Jeremy Vine Show on Radio 2.
  17. @cloughie77 And I guess it doesn't involve fighting.
  18. @cloughie77 We weren't sleeping together that night so I suspect not. But i can't be certain...
  19. Last night I dreamt I was stuck in a tiny tunnel with two badgers and my laptop which was on fire.
  20. @rosalindphyllis Tried that and that didn't work either. Updated my Flash and everything. Bit stymied... X