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Currently I'm attempting to watch or listen to at least three programmes a day about the Berlin Wall. It's not proving difficult.about 2 hours ago from Ping.fm
@thomasblythe your shoulder of kid lunch xabout 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to thomasblythe
@thomasblythe That sounds bloody fantastic. x11:21 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@WNCCurrymaster what a touching gift that would have been.2:45 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
@GinaLyons try www.saynotto0870.com2:38 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to GinaLyons
@WNCCurrymaster I'm afraid it's named guests only. Sorry, love. I can try to nominate you if you like?2:36 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to WNCCurrymaster
Marks and Spencer has just invited me to its Bromley branch Christmas Bazaar. My glamorous life sometimes catches even me unawares.1:21 AM Nov 3rd from Ping.fm
@WNCCurrymaster I'm worried that you have that picture on your computer10:02 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to WNCCurrymaster
@thomasblythe You know these things - all additives, e-numbers, nothing genuine10:01 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to thomasblythe
RT @WNCCurrymaster: @chrisneill my starter of choice, a llittle extra chopped cock and no-one knows it is from a packet #kitchencheats7:30 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
@WNCCurrymaster That's the one. Are we having some when I come over?7:24 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to WNCCurrymaster
Camberwell is really on the up; in the grocer's you can now buy packets of Cock Flavour Soup Mix. Only 79p for a pint. Go on, treat yourself7:17 AM Nov 2nd from Ping.fm
@bigedwards That clayreport thing is astonishing. I'd like to think it's the actual arsehole tweeting away.7:51 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to bigedwards
@NeilMossey That might be demanding a little too much from my level of transport enthusiasm!7:34 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to NeilMossey
@mrchrisaddison I was being more optimistic with my reading of the situation.7:32 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to mrchrisaddison
@NeilMossey I've always wanted to see this map; nerdily I'm delighted you've linked to it.5:43 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to NeilMossey
You know an avocado isn't quite at its best when you have to employ your molars to eat it.5:20 AM Oct 30th from Ping.fm
@MrPLitchfield No. It was like a Benny Hill skit - and not a salad leaf in sight, which is odd as BH saw the comedic potential of salad.8:14 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck in reply to MrPLitchfield
@jeremylimb @mrplitchfield @danmersh Last night I awoke completely out of breath having dreamed I'd been in a mad caper with you three.6:37 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
@thomasblythe Needless to say, it won't be quite as nice as it sounds. X10:08 AM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to thomasblythe

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Name chrisneill
Location London, UK
Bio You know me, I'm the one buying the cheap cuts.

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