chrisneill
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Porridge really is the most disgusting muck.
about 24 hours ago
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@ The series, however, is bloody brilliant. Really.
12:16 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to thomasblythe
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@ Are you playing the dishy boy in the grey vest with the delectable hairy chest?If so, you've got a very wide range, so to speak
12:15 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to lizzieroper
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@ What's this oboe that keeps bothering you?
12:11 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to thomasblythe
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@ is now following me on Twitter; he's obviously sceptical about my intentions towards his eldest.
10:17 AM Nov 24th
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@ Sounds much nicer than my ageing pudding from Saturday. Might just puree it with some turps and swig it back.
9:38 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to thomasblythe
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I'm doing on Friday with amongst others Brian from . Going to ask if he can sort me out a date with Will Grundy...
4:57 AM Nov 24th
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ITV's current affairs flagship show Tonight is really searing stuff: "Every time a woman has a negative thought she presses her clicker."
3:35 AM Nov 24th
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@ Certainly did. I emailed you back earlier, love. By the way I am in fact gay. I hope that doesn't affect our friendship.
12:07 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to thomasblythe
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A man only needs so many portions of baked quince and prunes in the fridge, and I've got too many.
9:49 AM Nov 23rd
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Does anyone know how to get word count to show in Open Office writer at the bottom of the screen, as you get in Word?
9:21 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Absolutely. Did you manage to flog it to Celador?
10:50 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to TracyAnnO
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@ I have bouts of activity and then really can't be arsed with it. A bit like life really. You perky, love?
2:42 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to TracyAnnO
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Justin Webb was in my GP's surgery earlier. He really has got the most terribly sly eyes.
7:26 AM Nov 20th
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A man on the bus was reading "A Brief History Of Curating" by one Hans Ulrich Obrist. it didn't look brief enough to me.
4:19 PM Nov 19th
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Bloody cyclists. Nothing has happened to me, I have to admit, but I'm just rallying behind callers to The Jeremy Vine Show on Radio 2.
4:51 AM Nov 19th
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@ And I guess it doesn't involve fighting.
6:15 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to cloughie77
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@ We weren't sleeping together that night so I suspect not. But i can't be certain...
6:02 AM Nov 14th
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in reply to cloughie77
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Last night I dreamt I was stuck in a tiny tunnel with two badgers and my laptop which was on fire.
5:43 AM Nov 13th
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@ Tried that and that didn't work either. Updated my Flash and everything. Bit stymied... X
10:23 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to rosalindphyllis
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- Name chrisneill
- Location London, UK
- Bio You know me, I'm the one buying the cheap cuts.
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