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chrismferguson
403 feeds to go through. Where's my service/whore monkey!
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| My consciousness is dying in the fifth dimension. |
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| Nicholas Cage YELLS in every fucking movie. Genius. |
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| I just threw five balled-up pieces of paper at the trash can and MISSED. I don't wanna get up. Where's my service/whore monkey? |
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| @lessthanrobin God, that's hilarious. |
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| I love how the Lifetime channel is always about gays getting beaten up because they're gay; or women getting raped because they're women ... ... |
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| @digitalyn Ah, Warren Ellis, the Red Bull God, would never do that to you. He'll just take your soul in return.Unless you gave that away too |
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| @digitalyn Summon the Redbull gods and you'll be alright. |
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| I don't trust people who don't like music. Freud's one of them. |
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| Did you bring the peanut butter? 'Cause I brought the JAMS. Oh, yeah |
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| It's barely going to be one and I'm about to fall asleep. Where's my redbull, dammit?! |
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| @lessthanrobin Bloody Bukake! Brilliant! |
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| Someone pour menstrual blood down Disney Channel's throat for child abuse. |
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| I'm totally against sweat shops because they put clothes on people. Viva la nudie people! |
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| Evernote kicks so much ass, it even kicks MY ass. Yeah |
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| @lessthanrobin Buttsechs with waffles! Woot! |
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| Brain's fried. Eating waffles. |
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| That's right, bitches: http://twitpic.com/7tml |
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| is installing Evernote. |
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