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  1. It's bad enough that the neighbour's sexy fun time seems to come from my wardrobe; now I get horrible details like 'your elbow's in my ear'.
  2. Empty brain and no energy. Probably just going to go to bed stupidly early and regret it later.
  3. @mike9r Oh. I stand corrected. That's pretty weak.
  4. @mike9r Huh? The original set was CC-licensed, and new set credits the original, and adds new sizes. What's the problem?
  5. Starting my training programme for 2012. Yawning's an Olympic sport, right?
  6. Just discovered I can make things move with the power of my mind. I mean, assuming I'm allowed to touch them.
  7. Seeing 'om nom nom' actually makes me start salivating a bit now. Internet, Pavlov had nothing on you.
  8. The little voice says, "Call in sick", and I have to reply, "I think we need a better reason than 'My arse is trying to kill me.'"
  9. Just caught myself growling at my calendar.
  10. "This is not a ticket." It's a good job we don't have to label everything this way round.
  11. Memory management is owning my ass. Or, perhaps, it is not owning my ass enough, and my ass is being deallocated prematurely.
  12. @hazelcullen Y... ay...?
  13. @danwrong Fun.
  14. I go outside; it starts raining.
  15. Bacon, shower, fag.
  16. I wonder how much ketchup you'd have to eat to make it one of your 'five-a-day'.
  17. Totally just used Jan Hankl's Patented Flank Pat System to find my headphones.
  18. Best platformer ever: You Have To Burn The Rope: http://bit.ly/17RViU
  19. Shower, shop, bacon.
  20. #mefi10 http://twitpic.com/ao6kh