chrismear
Excitement, anticipation and nerves aren't childish feelings to be embarrassed by. Time to stop thinking and hiding and start enjoying them.
| chrismear It's fascinating how just one tiny bowl of muesli can make me feel about twice as heavy as I did before. And about three times more SERIOUS. |
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| chrismear Sticking to my recent policy of always using exactly 140 characters is surprisingly tricky when tipsy. Well, not that surprising, I suppose. |
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| chrismear SO VERY TIRED. EVERYONE IS ANNOYING ME A LITTLE BIT. WANT TO GO BACK AND HIDE IN MY BOX IN THE DARK. NOT EVEN HUNGOVER. NO EXCUSE. PATHETIC. |
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| chrismear At 11 pm, with two hours of work to do for Monday, the idea of having a nap and then carrying on in the early hours is tempting. But stupid. |
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| chrismear Quite pleased that I've avoided the alcohol temptation all afternoon through the crafty application of tea. All bets are off at six, though. |
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| chrismear Virtual desktops fool me into thinking I'm capable of doing 9 things at once. The evidence, however, makes it abundantly clear that I'm not. |
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| chrismear The main reason I turn tea-making into a ritualistic four-stage process? So that on each return to the kitchen I can snaffle another biccie. |
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| chrismear If tomorrow, like today, I manage to achieve nothing productive, I'll be extremely angry with myself. If I can be bothered to be, of course. |
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| chrismear Learning yet another song about love. I maintain that this is due not to my preoccupation with the topic, but merely that of most lyricists. |
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| chrismear These new earphones prove that God was on an off day when he fashioned my left ear hole. It seems to be appreciably larger than its brother. |
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| chrismear This advert for a TV show following some celebrity as he somehow manages without sex for 50 whole days is depressing in at least three ways. |
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| chrismear In trying to take one banana from the bunch, I somehow managed to accidentally simultaneously open all four bananas. So now they must eaten. |
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| chrismear I seem to have accidentally had lunch twice today. I wonder if this happens often without my noticing. It really would explain an awful lot. |
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| chrismear Bugger this stupid hair. I'm starting to think that my desire to cultivate a rakish air might be better served by just toting around a rake. |
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| chrismear Attempted to add a spoonful of sugar to my morning coffee. Instead, added another spoonful of coffee. This is exactly why I need the coffee. |
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| chrismear A tip for others travelling on their last pennies: if you put more than 19 coins into a Tube ticket machine, it will just spit them all out. |
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| chrismear I swear to God, I just overheard this in the gent's: "I thought you'd shat on me." "I will." This workplace just gets more and more bizarre. |
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| chrismear Between numbers 1A and 1C on this street, there is a house with a name sign that just says 'ONE BEE'. This simple sign has made me so happy. |
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| chrismear Went into the bedroom to get a Firewire cable. Came out with a comb. If anyone knows what's going on in my head, please let me know. Thanks. |
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