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ChrisMcomedy

  1. @GarethDParker @robbeckettcomic east lower area 19. Row 18. Apparently v good about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GarethDParker
  2. @GarethDParker me and @robbeckettcomic are now proud owners of season tickets. #arsenal #leaveityeah about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GarethDParker
  3. @ked108 @joewhsg haha. "Man most likely to dodge a round" award goes to 10:58 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ked108
  4. @GeoffNorcott cheers mate! 10:08 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeoffNorcott
  5. @Matthewlaw86 haha. He missed out in such brilliant Disney based rewards 7:45 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Matthewlaw86
  6. (cont) Probably should have realised you were scared before you got on the plane... 7:37 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. To the lady on my plane who decided she's so scared of flying & had to get off. The delay finding your luggage is ruining everyone's holiday 7:36 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @anishpatel45 @joewhsg @colesy86 @charlie__meek yea mate, prob just play champ man cricket like you 3:15 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to anishpatel45
  9. Fucking ditto “@Charlie__Meek: I'm on fucking holiday!” 2:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Builders, beefcakes & babies have 2 things in common. They all begin w "b" and are unashamed about bowling around topless when it's sunny 6:17 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. this is amazing “@GarethDParker: @ChrisMcomedy Especially for you. An Indian Robin van Persie. twitter.com/GarethDParker/…” 3:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @GarethDParker that's fucking amazing!!! 2:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GarethDParker
  13. @UniqueFrancesca haha. Yes, now I will start reading newspapers again! 12:51 PM May 24th via web in reply to UniqueFrancesca
  14. @DarrenArsenal1 cheers mate 1:28 AM May 23rd via web in reply to DarrenArsenal1
  15. @DarrenArsenal1 yes I'm interested thank you 12:45 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DarrenArsenal1
  16. Thanks to @theguydavidson for making me aware that JT wore his shinpads to collect the trophy! Idiot 5:32 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Started day haggling w corner shop man over price of a 'nana. 20p instead of 30p.10p isn't a lot but 33% off is #youngpersonsnanadiscount 2:40 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @isNotGokWan haha. No worries mate. Fair play for getting on it on a Monday. Love the twitter name 1:13 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to isNotGokWan
  19. @erasaunders thanks for din dins! X 11:32 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to erasaunders