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  1. @live2trade I'm digging it, have to stop by a VZW store and make sure my plan doesn't open me up to $$$$$ data usage charges though.
  2. Starting to be glad I didn't go with T-Mobile. http://bit.ly/1hWvPE
  3. Paranoid about scratching the Droid at work, I'm afraid I may become a belt loop phone holster guy 9 months shy of my 30th birthday.
  4. No wonder people use craigslist. After Shipping, Paypal Fees, and Ebay's Final Value Fee my $100 Gift Card sold for $67.49. ICK #ripoff
  5. If you ever want to freak out a secretary/receptionist, when she asks who is calling say, "Well, I don't see how that's relevant."
  6. @cbzimmermann Rub it in, ya jackass. @japalicious @kiddshowdotcom HEY DO THEY HAVE JACK IN THE BOX IN PORTLAND?
  7. @drlari You're not anywhere near this, right? Orlando Shooting @ THe Gateway Center http://news.bnonews.com/muga
  8. They're actually selling those dicktowels from last night's Always Sunny. That's great. www.dicktowel.com #sunnyfx
  9. So my day is ruined. How's yours going?
  10. @jesskeiper @Carolyn YEAH WHY?
  11. Got the Droid for $149.99; NICE.
  12. Going to the gym in my crappy ten dollar no laces sneakers because I forgot my running shoes. This workout is going to suck.
  13. I have watched Cartman sing Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" 6 times today. It keeps getting funnier, but now I can't stop singing it.
  14. Beer for dinner. Not with. For. #stressfactory
  15. Apocalypse Cow; Cowadega Nights; The Bridges of Madison Cownty; Braveherd; Happy Gilmoo #cowfilms
  16. How do you hire someone named "Twinkie"? Granted that's not how it's spelled, but that's how she pronounces it.
  17. RT @michaelianblack Michael & Michael Have Issues tonight on Comedy Central. It’s like Jeff Dunham, only w/o him or his stupid F'in puppets.
  18. That was the worst lunch ever.
  19. Wednesday morning conference call about the fact that our system is down, and my headset is broken BOOOOO. #worksucks
  20. @sloopydog Who did you vote for? Beard or Belly?