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  1. Hey nude guy, maybe put your undies on before your shirt that way I only have to see your asshole once or wait until I leave. 4 minutes ago from twidroid
  2. @kiddshowdotcom Can we get Porkchop a stupid guido hat? about 3 hours ago from Tumblr
  3. @OGOchoCinco You're the man, and all, but you need to get a GPS app for your phone and FIND THE END ZONE. We need you. about 10 hours ago from Tumblr
  4. I won my fantasy game by 2.1 points even though I started Hasselbeck. My opponent CAN NOT be happy. Thanks for everything Tony Gonzalez about 10 hours ago from Tumblr
  5. Sitting in two distinct and separate puddles of Ziggy vomit. 47 miles to go. So gross... 4:20 PM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  6. Off to do the last 16.5 miles of my 100 mile week at the gym. 7:43 AM Nov 22nd from twidroid
  7. @mrsgriffiths @brandon Have fun storming the castle! 3:29 PM Nov 21st from twidroid in reply to mrsgriffiths
  8. There is a fat girl swin ging wildly without looking at a pair of punch pads making all this noise. I could take her down with 1 shot. 10:06 AM Nov 21st from twidroid
  9. Continuing the loserdom. Off to the gym on a Saturday. 9:08 AM Nov 21st from twidroid
  10. @KiddChris i'll get out there eventually. sister lives 9 miles from portland. jack in the b could be a @dealbreaker though 7:33 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to KiddChris
  11. Please read & RT slowly. @AlexsLemonade In the time it takes to read this message and RT it, another child in the world will develop cancer. 7:28 PM Nov 20th from twidroid
  12. @KiddChris how many jack in the boxes does portland have? Do you have a pool I can come over and swim in? 7:27 PM Nov 20th from twidroid in reply to KiddChris
  13. @RichVos what movie? The box or stare at goats? 6:57 PM Nov 20th from twidroid in reply to RichVos
  14. Friday night. Sober. Reading a book. Alone. Sleeping dog on either side. I fucking suck. 6:07 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  15. so far i think i prefer twidroid 4:21 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  16. trying out seesmic because @brandon and @drlari did and i can't think for myself http://yfrog.com/auzyaj 4:05 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  17. @OGOchoCinco I could use a few TDs my damn self, 85. 11:39 AM Nov 20th from twidroid in reply to OGOchoCinco
  18. @ThatKevinSmith While Robin Williams does steal, thousands of kidnap victims would disagree that you invented duct tape mouth. 9:38 AM Nov 20th from twidroid in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  19. The newscaster on hip hop nation had no idea what a molotov cocktail was. Sad. 5:36 AM Nov 20th from twidroid
  20. I got my monster condoms, my wad of 100s and I'm ready to plow. 7:37 PM Nov 19th from web