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  1. 3:10 to Yo Mamma's #failedwesternsabout 2 hours ago from web
  2. I'm about to watch Twilight. My GLAAD membership should be coming in the mail any second.about 8 hours ago from web
  3. Big Stan just goes to show even comedic kung fu geniuses can die in a Thai hotel with ropes around their throat and penis. RIP SifuCarradine6:02 PM Jul 17th from web
  4. RIP Walter Cronkite. Millions of 1970s Impressionist just lost 10 minutes of their act.5:43 PM Jul 17th from web
  5. Going to watch Big Stan and Push (2008) on the Plasmer.3:43 PM Jul 17th from web
  6. @justinvt543 @drlari @billyshaderock I went there. They Browned My MEAT.3:24 PM Jul 17th from web
  7. @andymilonakis what we should do is tweet the nastiest shit you can think of and tag it #@MicheleVh1 poetic justice AND sweaty nut flaps.1:46 PM Jul 17th from web
  8. @natethreepoint0 Ok You're Forgiven #failedwesterns1:36 PM Jul 17th from web
  9. @drlari @benderrobot @justinvt543 The last time I saw a black bear he cost 200 roses on Craigslist.1:33 PM Jul 17th from web
  10. LISTEN to @KIDDCHRIS at 3pm est on HTTP://WWW.KIDDSHOW.com, I can't because it's friday and I need a haircut, but you can.11:47 AM Jul 17th from web
  11. @jonlajoiecomedy "Old People Burning, Old People Burning! Put your hands up" #followfriday11:12 AM Jul 17th from web
  12. @thatkevinsmith Which is cheaper the Cake or @EthanSuplee Inaction Figure? I already have his American History X Affirmative Action Figure.9:11 AM Jul 17th from Tumblr
  13. @jannagay RBF @ CrockRock very nice! IF only I hadn't gone back to the burg on Wednesday!! That and the 27% markup for online sales.6:00 AM Jul 17th from Tumblr in reply to jannagay
  14. Great Song by a Really Funny Guy, Jon Lajoie SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS http://bit.ly/kpAd4:04 PM Jul 16th from web
  15. @opieradio Those fucking things are supposed to be nocturnal. Get away from that thing, it's probably rabid.1:32 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
  16. @missmorgannovak For a second I got excited there, but it was Bang Abuse and not Bang Bus. Completely different websites/activities1:26 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
  17. 1 of the ladies in HR has such a set of big wobbly knockers I can't help but suspect that they're actually an HR prop, like a pregnancy suit1:13 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
  18. @andylevy That's okay I can't get the 118th Pundit in the US to follow me. You saying you're better than Larry Mendte.1:08 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
  19. @thatkevinsmith Can we get a Mallrats BD?12:31 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
  20. @kiddchris Tear off their legs and replace them with dry splintery wood, so they can't DANCE! #whatdowedowithtwothievingmonkeys12:18 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr