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chrismartintv

  1. Back to the office. I need a clone. twitpic.com/9ruixn
  2. Lawton recon log #724: Today I witnessed a street youth flying a kite within 50’ of power lines as a thunderstorm approached. #darwin
  3. This is incredibly cynical but why must nearly all mainstream media sources embrace mediocrity and broadcast utter garbage? #sheeple
  4. I miss this city.
  5. I must be really messed up if steering toward and driving straight into this chaos calms my nerves. #okwx twitpic.com/9qu8ab
  6. Mint jelly can never settle down because it's always on the lamb.
  7. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
  8. Going through my photos on @500px at 500px.com/chrismartintv to see which pics end up adorning the walls of my new place. #DecisionParalysis
  9. I'm wearing this shirt in honor of the @HouseOnFox series finale. #house #sadday instagr.am/p/K6TXcMEm97/
  10. Just racked 36TB of @Dell @EqualLogic storage goodness @lawtonfirst for our new SAN. It's shiny. instagr.am/p/KyX-kEkmwX/#CITRT
  11. Drank too much Dr. Pepper before the game. Had to take a @MettaWorldPeace before tip off. (@ Thunder Alley) [pic]: 4sq.com/Koqgyd
  12. The oldest operating theater in Oklahoma. @ Liberty Theatre, Carnegie, Oklahoma instagr.am/p/Kgg_yHEm9D/
  13. Earlier today America's credit rating was downgraded to triple fart minus. #30Rock
  14. @AndieRedwine @storme I'd kick back with a cigar. I sometimes wish I imbibed. I can definitely see the relaxing benefits of a good scotch.
  15. Ever fight so long and intensely for something that when it comes to fruition you're too worn out to appreciate or celebrate it?
  16. I'm on a boat. (@ Sushi Zen) [pic]: 4sq.com/INcUZX
  17. Huge thanks to @evanh / RT @sveenhuizen: Great night @GatewayPeople! Thanks @KyleRusselburg for the in depth tour!
  18. Pre @GatewayPeople worship night live recording sustenance intake. (@ Central Market w/ 3 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/K7AMHV
  19. The next 4 months are going to be incredibly painful if I can't get my circadian rhythms properly aligned. Wide awake after 3 hours of sleep
  20. "Am I self sabotaging? Am I a cylon?" - Jess #NewGirl