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chrismartintv

  1. Back to the office. I need a clone. twitpic.com/9ruixn about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Lawton recon log #724: Today I witnessed a street youth flying a kite within 50’ of power lines as a thunderstorm approached. #darwin about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. This is incredibly cynical but why must nearly all mainstream media sources embrace mediocrity and broadcast utter garbage? #sheeple 10:22 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. I miss this city. 9:29 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS from Edmond, OK
  5. I must be really messed up if steering toward and driving straight into this chaos calms my nerves. #okwx twitpic.com/9qu8ab 9:51 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Mint jelly can never settle down because it's always on the lamb. 5:52 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
  7. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass 4:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
  8. Going through my photos on @500px at 500px.com/chrismartintv to see which pics end up adorning the walls of my new place. #DecisionParalysis 11:02 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  9. I'm wearing this shirt in honor of the @HouseOnFox series finale. #house #sadday instagr.am/p/K6TXcMEm97/ 6:47 PM May 21st via Instagram
  10. Just racked 36TB of @Dell @EqualLogic storage goodness @lawtonfirst for our new SAN. It's shiny. instagr.am/p/KyX-kEkmwX/” #CITRT 4:57 PM May 18th via Twitter for Mac
  11. Drank too much Dr. Pepper before the game. Had to take a @MettaWorldPeace before tip off. (@ Thunder Alley) [pic]: 4sq.com/Koqgyd 7:04 PM May 14th via foursquare
  12. The oldest operating theater in Oklahoma. @ Liberty Theatre, Carnegie, Oklahoma instagr.am/p/Kgg_yHEm9D/ 6:25 PM May 11th via Instagram
  13. Earlier today America's credit rating was downgraded to triple fart minus. #30Rock 10:39 PM May 10th via Twitter for Mac
  14. @AndieRedwine @storme I'd kick back with a cigar. I sometimes wish I imbibed. I can definitely see the relaxing benefits of a good scotch. 8:48 PM May 9th via Twitter for Mac in reply to AndieRedwine
  15. Ever fight so long and intensely for something that when it comes to fruition you're too worn out to appreciate or celebrate it? 8:23 PM May 9th via Twitter for Mac
  16. I'm on a boat. (@ Sushi Zen) [pic]: 4sq.com/INcUZX 8:24 PM May 4th via foursquare
  17. Huge thanks to @evanh / RT @sveenhuizen: Great night @GatewayPeople! Thanks @KyleRusselburg for the in depth tour! 7:54 PM May 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. Pre @GatewayPeople worship night live recording sustenance intake. (@ Central Market w/ 3 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/K7AMHV 2:32 PM May 4th via foursquare
  19. The next 4 months are going to be incredibly painful if I can't get my circadian rhythms properly aligned. Wide awake after 3 hours of sleep 4:21 AM May 3rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  20. "Am I self sabotaging? Am I a cylon?" - Jess #NewGirl 8:03 PM May 1st via Twitter for Mac