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chrismacho

  1. Allow me to reintroduce my wealth.
  2. If nothing else folks, there's full frontal male nudity. AMERICAN ANIMAL the movie. Get on this train. You'll be like: chrismacho.com/f/cantbelieve.…
  3. LA peeps: @mattdelia's film AMERICAN ANIMAL is about to sell out tonight. We're all going. Gonna be a party. Buy tix: downtownindependent.com/events/america…
  4. @mattmurley well if I'm doing one-offs, might as well make exact dimensions.
  5. @mattmurley iPhone?
  6. Portrait of me. twitter.com/chrismacho/sta…
  7. Shout out to all my frenemies.
  8. @Raritylenol Shhhhhhhhhhh.
  9. @Raritylenol The fuck are you saying?
  10. I HAVE A JOB! “@Raritylenol: @chrismacho get a job”
  11. @chrisdelia Blues Clues: i.imgur.com/KjfaN.jpg
  12. I made this desktop wallpaper. Download it and sport it. When people compliment you, smile to yourself, smugly. chrismacho.com/f/destroy-1920…
  13. @caitlinstokes No because everyone knows "Rainbow Connection" no? Also, you did that last tweet wrong. Needs a period before my name.
  14. "Have you been half asleep, and have you heard sailors? I've heard them calling my name." Hmmmm yeah, OKAY KERMIT.
  15. @ashleycavan Way.
  16. @ashleycavan dumb: cheezburger.com/6236305664
  17. @jordanrubin 0:06
  18. Morning lulz: youtu.be/OTIdXME2SKY
  19. @ashleycavan here :) twitter.com/chrismacho/sta…