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chrisloftus

  1. It's taken me 4 attempts to get this lemonade bottle open. It keeps fucking fizzing up about 11 hours ago via web
  2. Too true @whoisdubstep about 18 hours ago via web
  3. If nothing else, play Loefah b2b Pearson @ Maida Vale about 18 hours ago via web
  4. Need to start wearing pants around the house 10:05 AM May 31st via web
  5. @_Galg hey I just met you 10:04 AM May 31st via web in reply to _Galg
  6. BA BA BA! BA! BARBARA ANN! 6:07 AM May 31st via web
  7. What? Where? #ClassicNorris 5:32 PM May 30th via web
  8. Cos we’re living in a world of jules JULES???? 6:14 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. @_Galg buy a fuckin grinder 4:41 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. @leahhancock hey thats my eye liner 3:47 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to leahhancock
  11. Nasty Noz 3:46 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @_Galg near the peel 9:18 AM May 29th via web in reply to _Galg
  13. @_Galg I couldn't remember what you said to that bird the other day in Bury 9:16 AM May 29th via web in reply to _Galg
  14. I think I saw a solid 10/10 blonde in the gym #DatAss 8:43 AM May 29th via web