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chrislaker

  1. @OldManSteiner thanks!
  2. Anthony Weiner’s Still All Sorts of Awesome douchechillz.com/post/239452428…
  3. Political pundits are like comedians except instead of being funny they are condescending dick wads.
  4. I'm waiting for the time warner guy at my brother's apartment. That means I get to be the 1st person to jack it to his cable. #maidenvoyage
  5. tonight on the show, @paulhooper, @JessimaePeluso , @JFODcomedy and @raydevito. 8pm at @creekandcave. it's gonna be dope; i promise.
  6. @GonzaloRCordova none of #funnierthancordova is funny. what is it about hating gays that makes for such a shitty sense of humor?