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jacquelinenovak On men who think women aren't funny: people rarely find someone who reminds them of someone who refused to fuck them humorous. 3:37 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by chrislaker and 2 others
douche_chillz this is one of the most douchechillian videos of all time. it's a Save the Date douchechillz.com/post/241362454… 10:32 AM May 31st via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
WuTangClan We are a beast in this Hip Hop game. 7:28 PM May 30th via Facebook Retweeted by chrislaker and 484 others
@OldManSteiner thanks! 8:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OldManSteiner
OldManSteiner @chrislaker Thanks for an enjoyable show tonight! I keep trying to bring some friends with me but they're always out of town. Or imaginary. 7:25 PM May 30th via twicca Retweeted by chrislaker
jasonmgood If at first you don't succeed, it probably means you suck at it. Seriously. 9:47 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker and 6 others
douche_chillz Tourists, Stay Out Of The Park. Act Like You Live Here douchechillz.com/post/240656521… 8:49 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
douche_chillz North Bound and Down - Levi “F’in” Johnston douchechillz.com/post/239448613… 12:45 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
Anthony Weiner’s Still All Sorts of Awesome douchechillz.com/post/239452428… 12:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac
Political pundits are like comedians except instead of being funny they are condescending dick wads. 12:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac
ericicomedy NYC! HIGH COMEDY! @ChrisLaker @MikeRecine @SiobhanComedy @MaraHerron @SamMorril @JoeMachi 7:00 & 9:00 shows. 68 W 39th St (@ 6th Av) PLS RT! 10:45 AM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by chrislaker and 1 other
I'm waiting for the time warner guy at my brother's apartment. That means I get to be the 1st person to jack it to his cable. #maidenvoyage 11:50 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
tonight on the show, @paulhooper, @JessimaePeluso , @JFODcomedy and @raydevito. 8pm at @creekandcave. it's gonna be dope; i promise. 3:10 PM May 23rd via web
paulhooper doin The Show with @chrislaker @creekandcave tonight 8pm 3:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by chrislaker
douche_chillz Beiber and Brown are bros! douchechillz.com/post/235045778… 3:45 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
douche_chillz Happy birthday Balki Bartokomous! douchechillz.com/post/232984822… 11:01 AM May 18th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
@GonzaloRCordova none of #funnierthancordova is funny. what is it about hating gays that makes for such a shitty sense of humor? 7:41 AM May 18th via web
douche_chillz Shame Don’t Live in Wisconsin douchechillz.com/post/232353863… 11:05 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
douche_chillz Nope, We Still Can’t Take Wal-Mart’s Side douchechillz.com/post/231887648… 3:33 PM May 16th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by chrislaker
SageStandUpNYC Gonna be a good one - FREE SHOW 2NITE 9pm Bar82 w/ @maddogmattern @jacquelinenovak @chrislaker @marknorm @GiantComedy @C2XE @harrisoncomedy 10:33 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by chrislaker and 3 others

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Name chris laker
Location 40.760213,-73.99074
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Bio i tell jokes to people in nyc and any other place they'll let me.

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