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chriskoles

  1. The AC was down in our office building this morning. I just found out from the bldg engineer that a computer virus caused it. Crazy! 8:10 AM May 29th via web
  2. Drinking "ich bin ein berliner weisse" at the Nodding Head in Philly. Very tasty! 1:01 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. At the DMV to renew my license. Let's see how long it'll take. 12:29 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. While DJ-ing karaoke tonight, someone handed me a slip and said "give me 5-10 minutes so I can smoke a bong first." True story. 7:08 PM May 10th via web
  5. Playin' some poker at Harrah's Chester (ghetto) Casino. 3:15 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Just deleted my Google+ profile. Won't you do the same? 10:10 AM May 4th via web
  7. I love bacon, ribs, etc., but the thought of them (almost) killing a pig on Survivor was horrifying to me. It was so cute, too. 6:32 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @chcl Did Fringe just jump the shark??? 7:18 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chcl
  9. What do you do when your shower is being re-grouted and your friends let you down? Get a trial gym membership and use their showers. 6:24 AM Apr 19th via web
  10. Ugh, we need rain to make this pollen go away. My eyes are so itchy!!! 2:42 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. North Korea just can't get their missile up. Maybe we should send them a little blue pill. 6:06 PM Apr 12th via web
  12. @Heineken_US You should be ashamed of yourself by ruining James Bond's image! You're all greedy whores! 5:34 AM Apr 9th via web
  13. I recently watched season 1 episodes 1 & 2 of ALF. Looking past the horrible clothing & hair styling, it's still pretty damn funny! 6:33 AM Apr 5th via web
  14. @ActuallyNPH 2,386,905 3:56 PM Mar 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ActuallyNPH
  15. Heading to DC to see the Mythbusters live. So excited!!! 7:28 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Heading to Kildare's for an Irish breakfast with friends. 4:24 AM Mar 17th via web
  17. Got an exclusive tour today of the new Valley Forge Casino Resort. Fancy! 8:41 AM Mar 15th via web
  18. My home computer decided to take a shit today and won't turn on. Gotta call tech support... oh wait... I'm tech support!!! 2:59 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. No tears shed for a republican. 7:08 AM Mar 1st via web