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ChrisKattan

"@PatriciaHeaton: @ChrisKattan sounds like you're on the @JimGaffigan meal plan." Aw shucks. You certainly do know how to flatter somebody about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
For breakfast I microwaved a bowl of fresh picked #Spaghettios followed by a just unwrapped #HaagenDazs ice cream bar Now.. I feel like shit about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Happy Thursday night #everybody #everybody! 10:04 PM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hey! Did you guys know I'm writing a book? 11:16 AM May 31st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@GwynethPaltrow Im a little behind in following you. But now that i have started, Gwyneth will you follow me? 11:01 PM May 30th via web
@madeinbrazil78 your welcome! 9:16 PM May 30th via web in reply to madeinbrazil78
Finally. I can brush my teeth with confidence. Thank you @JustinBieber! yfrog.com/h4x3qfnj 8:47 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Finally. I can brush w yfrog.com/oejz0cruj 8:46 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Happy Wednesday night everybody everybody! 7:48 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I apologize to all abt #Exorcist joke. I said it because it does happen in the film and I don't want the very lovely and kind Brooke Shi ... 8:21 AM May 30th via txt
Wow! @BrookeShields is doing #TheExorcist at The @TheGeffen this Fall. Boy..I don't know if i can handle seeing her masturbate with a cross. 4:00 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
Downloading confusingly titled but must hear song "Eminence Front" by @TheWho. Now #LedZeppelin. All I need now is a keg & someone's yard 11:48 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Does anybody know where my watch is? 10:36 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
Hey Mr. #Umpire during the NationalBraves #baseball game. Heard about your "ball" accident. Anything I can do? 7:44 PM May 27th via txt
Thank you lovely people of Salt Lake City, Utah and @wiseguys for your good taste and your attentiveness. You go! You smart #Mormons you. 7:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
#SoldOut is always a good thing to hear. 8:09 PM May 26th via txt
@ChrisKattan @PatriciaHeaton me miss you too! 7:41 PM May 26th via txt
@PatriciaHeaton soon! You super gifted star of the hit show #TheMiddle and Emmy winning Star on The Walk of Fame! 7:23 PM May 26th via txt
Gotta say, the audience is superior here @wiseguysutah. Thanks for the yummy vibes #SaltLakeCity! 7:16 PM May 26th via txt
2 more shows at @wiseguys Salt Lake City #tonight at 7 and 9. If your coming, don't forget to wear your sharpest pants. In a #funny mood ... 5:18 PM May 26th via txt

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Name Chris Kattan
Location City of Angels in Spanish
Web http://chriskatta...
Bio I'm an actor/comedian/good hearted/'green' conscious, fearless dude with exceptional taste that rocks it hard core and is overall awesome...sometimes.