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chrisjregan

  1. I have officially become old. I'm sitting at the pub watching young people walk by and thinking, "Stand up straight, boy!"
  2. Well this is entirely pleasant. lockerz.com/s/213583883
  3. I am quite literally off to the races. Any requests, in the event that I bump into Queenie?
  4. My haircut today is at exactly the wrong time for everything. Can't go for a run or to the gym before or after. #firstworldproblems
  5. My bike is fixed. Again! I would feel very handy if I didn't have to do this every bloody week.
  6. @bsoltan She is now! MAD MEN DRINKING GAAAAME!! #MadMen
  7. Uh-oh, the cycle is over. Coitus interruptus. #MadMen
  8. I can't believe I'm watching a woman have sex with a washing machine. #MadMen
  9. @DALEET @bsoltan And not coordinated! Therefore true.
  10. @DALEET Is Ross in the room with you?
  11. Oh, America. Sometimes you make it so hard to like you. May I introduce the words "sledgehammer" & "nut"? gu.com/p/38xtk/tw via @guardian
  12. I hate the eurozone crisis. Every time you think it can't get any worse, it gets worse.
  13. It must be quite fun to slap Roger Sterling. #MadMen
  14. @DALEET Not just that: it's "fuck the po po". The London riots come to The Apprentice. Brap! N 'ting.
  15. To that last, I'd like to add Trump de Monde.
  16. I can't help but feel that I would be more receptive to its powerful social message if there were less wah-wah pedal. #innervisions