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Sad to see USA Todays top popular stories to be about Tiger. The troop increase not even in top 5.about 11 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Applied for another reporter job. Good to dust off the old resume. Sad that I have to take a pay cut from my current job at a call center.about 11 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Obama lost my 2012 vote. Wish there was a legit third party candidate. Bloomberg?5:18 PM Dec 1stfrom UberTwitter
Mr. Obama how do you plan to pay for this war? We should call this the Borrowed War. I'm sure the Chinese are loving it. Business is booming5:12 PM Dec 1stfrom UberTwitter
Day The Earth Stood Still: Huh? The ending was embarrassingly silly. Too many convenient plot devices. Great CGI though. Reeves= stiff board4:30 PM Dec 1stfrom UberTwitter
Walked out of Mass overhearing two ladies praying against gay marriage. I'm sure that's what Jesus would do9:02 AM Dec 1stfrom UberTwitter
Think it's morally undefendable to send more troops to Afghanistan without and defining success & not paying for the war by increasing taxes12:05 AM Dec 1stfrom TweetDeck
Well Obama did it: I can't distinguish between him and Bush. Why are we sending more troops???? We are going bankrupt!!8:08 PM Nov 30thfrom UberTwitter
People need to calm the fluck down about Twitter Lists. This is a thing you didn't even have a month ago. Life will go on. Trust me1:38 PM Nov 30thfrom UberTwitter
Sorry Tiger, a person who has made nearly a billion in endorsements doesn't get privacy like private citizens. You sold yours.9:17 PM Nov 29thfrom UberTwitter
RT @JeffCutler: Just heard that a bluetooth headset in your ear has been nicknamed an "ear mullet" - so awesome. HT - Wired Magazine.4:26 PM Nov 29thfrom UberTwitter