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Warning Mom brag ahead. Oldest son grades:100, 99, 99, 98, 97, 91(biology). @susanw thinks I should get him pony He thinks car,both unlikely11:34 AM Nov 12thfrom TweetDeck
Tried to punch hIm the FACE. Am alternately distraught and pissed off. Can you even press charges against an 8 yr old?2:00 PM Nov 5thfrom TweetDeck
Neighbor filed assault charges against my 50lb 8yr old son who hit her 100lb 11yr old after he tried to punch my son first but missed.1:58 PM Nov 5thfrom TweetDeck
Haven't opened laptop in days. Am currently ironing. Watch for the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.6:35 PM Nov 2ndfrom TweetDeck
My daughter now criticizes the quality of the way I do her hair. Hairdressing school would have been more useful than that art degree4:58 AM Nov 2ndfrom TweetDeck
Crazy neighbor drama continues! I am not sure I have ever felt so much outrage, yet been unable to stop laughing at the absurdity of it all8:11 AM Nov 1stfrom TweetDeck
Eye of the Tiger playing on loudspeaker at 8yr olds football game. Feel like I could run on field and kick some ass.5:23 AM Oct 31stfrom TweetDeck
Apparently being an xtra on a tv show where you can play never ending video games at an arcade turns an 8 yr old into a total brat.7:43 AM Oct 30thfrom TweetDeck