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  1. So, what are you going to do with your leftover turkey? http://bit.ly/5eO0Ew about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @MelissaSummers hurray for Maddie. That is awesome. 4:17 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MelissaSummers
  3. Finally the post about the crazy neighbor who filed assault charges on my 8 yr old. http://bit.ly/2YfUWc 12:46 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  4. Warning Mom brag ahead. Oldest son grades:100, 99, 99, 98, 97, 91(biology). @susanw thinks I should get him pony He thinks car,both unlikely 11:34 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  5. How is it possible I have a 15 yr old? http://bit.ly/2y6Gx2 10:46 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  6. RT @butterball: Make Your Own Thanksgiving Decorations with your Kids from @chrisjordan http://bit.ly/2zIJf5 5:41 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  7. My house is so gloriously clean. My children may not be allowed back inside. Ever. 5:40 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  8. Though I think I should pay her extra for cleaning the boys' bathrooms. And give her a hazmat suit. 6:43 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  9. Cleaning my house before my cleaning lady gets here. Wouldn't want her to think I was messy or anything. 6:40 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  10. @SueWag yes of course it is the same kid that stole from us and BROKE IN our house twice. A whole family of bullies. 2:13 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to SueWag
  11. Tried to punch hIm the FACE. Am alternately distraught and pissed off. Can you even press charges against an 8 yr old? 2:00 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  12. Neighbor filed assault charges against my 50lb 8yr old son who hit her 100lb 11yr old after he tried to punch my son first but missed. 1:58 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  13. Haven't opened laptop in days. Am currently ironing. Watch for the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. 6:35 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. My daughter now criticizes the quality of the way I do her hair. Hairdressing school would have been more useful than that art degree 4:58 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. At Nike outlet with teen son. Girls can not possibly be any worse. 11:52 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  16. Crazy neighbor drama continues! I am not sure I have ever felt so much outrage, yet been unable to stop laughing at the absurdity of it all 8:11 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  17. Eye of the Tiger playing on loudspeaker at 8yr olds football game. Feel like I could run on field and kick some ass. 5:23 AM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  18. Apparently being an xtra on a tv show where you can play never ending video games at an arcade turns an 8 yr old into a total brat. 7:43 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  19. Wardrobe lady said my outfit was perfect. @Susanw would be so proud 6:29 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  20. On set of Friday Night Lights. Yup. Pulled the kids from school for it. 6:25 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  • Name Chris
  • Web http://www.notesf...
  • Bio seven kids, one husband, and an old house perpeutally undergoing renovation. And coffee. Lots and lots of coffee
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