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  1. waiting in teeny room with son for his neuropsych exam. god i need coffee
  2. did you know damaged brain and teen boy brain are heard to differentiate? yup, tis true
  3. @Mir they don't let us talk to actual people...
  4. 3 yr old stayed asleep! He will never know I was ready to feed him a package of twizzlers at 7am to keep him quiet.
  5. Getting ready to do a radio interview and is hoping 3yr old decides to stay asleep or it will not be pretty
  6. oldest son bought clothes with his birthday money. Clothes! I never thought this day would happen.
  7. Fifteen degrees is an inhumane temperature for being outside. The boys' water bottles FROZE at football practice this morning.
  8. Putting together bakery boxes. One down. Ninety nine to go.
  9. Son weighed in this morning at 133 down from 144 two weeks ago.I think the constant complaining and moaning burns lots of calories.
  10. talking turkey at the butterball webchat. Come by and ask me questions.
  11. sitting at airport next to MIke Ditka. I have been sucked into some swirling football vortex and can not escape.
  12. just ordered a case of pie boxes for fundraiser. A fundraiser I am running. I am not sure I recognize myself anymore
  13. @whoorl I hope I am not too old to wear a sweater dress since I just bought one.
  14. oldest son's football team going to Nat'l championship. Now a month of frantic practices, fundraisers, and selling of kidneys to pay for it
  15. at airport where i was just frisked again. maybe i should ask TSA for opinion on bra size
  16. food came was too hungry to take a photo of it. now THAT is hungry
  17. so hungry i may drop dead at this restaurant
  18. waiting for large ass suitcase at baggage claim. yes, same bag from last week. never unpacked
  19. Woke up at 3am to catch early flight. Greeted by teen son who was on his way to bed. Man, I feel old.
  20. @MelissaSummers thank god we have @SusanW