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  1. @jkottke It was worth the wait. I wonder if covering them while cooking the first side might speed up the process? Maybe I'll try next time.
  2. @jkottke Made your pancakes this morning. Amazing, although I cooked them forever to get them done inside. Do you cook them slow or fast?
  3. RT @chrisfahey: Some perspective on health care reform: Abolitionists in 1862 thought the Emancipation Proclamation was totally bullshit ...
  4. "The genius of the primitive mind is that it can render human helplessness in noble and beautiful ways."
  5. @rcbth Happy Birthday! It snowed for the occasion!
  6. RT @yacomink: Oh no, @akdobbins is guilty of murdering!
  7. I'm now swine-flu-proof. Pig farm, here I come.
  8. @yacomink FAKE. Everyone knows girls aren't good at art
  9. Google's new design strategy: drop shadows, and lots of 'em. http://bit.ly/GHMK7
  10. The product manager in me is very disappointed in the designer in me.
  11. RT @acejet170: Note to self: I’m wrong much less often than I think I am.
  12. "You've got to get down down down down down!" All James Brown show streaming on http://wprb.org. Hell yes!
  13. I voted all over that place.
  14. RIP Lévi-Strauss http://s.nyt.com/u/DAP
  15. Also, the woman in the booth next to us doesn't seem to know the difference between a magazine and a newspaper.
  16. Oh, how did I steer us so wrong with this Itallian joint? Deaf waiter, wrong order, gross food, skeevy bathrooms, terrible music.
  17. Breaking News: Big Media Was Wrong Again http://s.nyt.com/u/DRm
  18. @expresident And by "worst" you must mean "fuckin awesomest!" You just need a TransAm to go with it.
  19. So… nothing plus something equals nothing? http://bit.ly/bJMC0
  20. Three tab levels deep? Hell yeah! Hey, let's add a fourth! Why the hell not!?