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Also, I already have a device that does email, web, crappy text editing and *just works*. It's called an iPhone.8:31 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
I'd be a lot more excited about Google Chrome OS if Google Docs wasn't a festering pile of feces.8:26 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
Ugh. Sullying myself in a big bucket of design clichés. I feel so dirty.2:31 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
Car full of mulch and rock. I'm nailing this vacation so far.10:55 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
@mwilkie Nice! You really need a seersucker suit to go with it, though.6:31 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to mwilkie
Green Fridays for Iran! http://bit.ly/WN5Dy10:13 AM Jun 25th from web
Someone secretly replaced the air conditioning in my train car with horrible fucking delays.3:55 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
I'm old. My hair is going white already. When is my body going to get on the old person sleep cycle? I want to go to bed at 7 and wake at 5.9:50 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
ENJOY YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING ANYWAY (via @jennyholzer)7:20 AM Jun 9th from Tweetie
@onefloorup I've been using LittleSnapper for a while. Super easy to grab web snaps. Odd name, cool program. http://bit.ly/17nKDl10:44 AM Jun 7th from Tweetie in reply to onefloorup
@yacomink Congrats!?6:01 PM May 25th from Tweetie in reply to yacomink
Lunch today (again, I had two): http://www.flickr.com/photo... #strawberries12:02 PM May 24th from Tweetie
Dessert last night (I had two): http://bit.ly/12y4yI #strawberries11:10 AM May 24th from Tweetie
Picked 10lbs of fresh, amazing, delicious strawberries today. I will never be able to eat store-bought again. http://bit.ly/G1kIL4:51 PM May 23rd from Tweetie
@zefrank posts a new episode in his HardTimes series: http://bit.ly/15Bcim - the coolest illusion you will ever see!7:52 PM May 22nd from Tweetie
@weightshift Hear, hear.11:19 AM May 22nd from Tweetie in reply to weightshift
@yacomink You don't even have to be sterile in NY or NJ ... http://bit.ly/Y5BWT (it's mostly prohibited in states where it happens a lot).11:17 AM May 22nd from Tweetie in reply to yacomink
@expresident I thought you meant screwdriver as in: "a device for turning screws and such". Disappointing.10:41 AM May 17th from Tweetie in reply to expresident
@chrisfahey None of them are designing "websites".2:58 PM May 15th from Tweetie in reply to chrisfahey
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Name Chris Johanesen
Location New Yorkish
Web http://chrisjohan...
Bio I do web stuff for BuzzFeed.

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