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chrisjmagyar

  1. Well, looks like the end of another successful sock hop guys. Guys? Hello? about 3 hours ago via SimplyTweet
  2. I shaved my back. Now do you love me? about 4 hours ago via web
  3. Oh, THERE'S my sign. Thanks, man. about 7 hours ago via Buffer
  4. @BKogrady just trying to let you know you're standing on my foot. But, my pleasure, etc. etc. about 10 hours ago via SimplyTweet in reply to BKogrady
  5. Most meteors burn up in the atmosphere, poor things. about 11 hours ago via Buffer
  6. 4% of all losing Wheel of Fortune contestants cry for the rest of their lives while playing along with the complimentary board game version. about 13 hours ago via Buffer
  7. @punchcards That's what the "easy" button is for. Staples: we cum when called. about 14 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to punchcards
  8. Punks already following me better not unfollow unless you feel lucky. RT @GeneGetman: Follow @chrisjmagyar Do it! twitter.com/GeneGetman/sta… about 14 hours ago via Silver Bird
  9. Taking stock of my life to figure out how I fell so far astray from my goal of becoming a veejay. about 14 hours ago via Buffer
  10. I invented a new month that's only for sleeping. It's called Remember. about 16 hours ago via Buffer
  11. Oh Jesus did "Spoonman" not age well. about 16 hours ago via Silver Bird
  12. Quantum mechanics are fine, but I strive for qualitum mechanics. about 17 hours ago via Buffer
  13. We live on a beautiful planet and this video also exists: youtube.com/watch?v=PAhPtF… about 18 hours ago via Silver Bird
  14. I get it! Coffin nails! Like, they'll kill you and put you in a coffin, BUT! They also make you be coughin'! I get it! about 18 hours ago via Buffer
  15. Just remembered that I buried a time capsule in the backyard of my childhood home. Only thing in it: dead hamster. about 19 hours ago via Buffer
  16. The Super-Golden Rule: Always treat me how I would like to be treated. about 19 hours ago via Silver Bird
  17. Enough of these emoticons. Let's talk about the emotipros. about 20 hours ago via Buffer
  18. Who has two thumbs and uses them to hit the space bar? < - - - - - t h i s g u y about 21 hours ago via Buffer
  19. Man, this crack is like crack. 1:08 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
  20. @HaredSlaws So I just take this and start running towards London? 12:51 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to HaredSlaws