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chrisjcarter83

  1. @samhalsall taken a leaf out of your book, got me some turkey balls, stir fried veg and rice for tonight :) can't wait! 8:24 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. 2hrs 20 mins after my shift ended, bit of KOL pick up truck and The End. Nice and mellow ready for a long sleep! 1:24 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @tonyjphillips thanks mate but no lol! 4:53 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tonyjphillips
  4. Purple headed womb ferret lol. Not heard that one before haha! 4:50 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @beerhunter74 I'm sorry boss, i'll stop moaning now lol. I'm telling you now it is just 3 months!! 3:18 PM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beerhunter74
  6. 2 days on the shop floor and my feet are not in a good way :( this will be a long old 3 months me thinks! 2:59 PM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @ash_slaughter lol unfortunately I'm up at 5:45 so can't get drunk. Just a few relaxing cold ones tonight :) 12:44 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ash_slaughter
  8. Food, beer, shower then bed! Or at least that's the plan! 12:35 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. So new found love for American football means I need a team to followAfter careful thought(picking from a hat)i support the Houston texans! 3:27 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @danhennell dude, I think I'm converted! Watched the giants take the lead but had to call it a day at 1 :( damn you work! 10:25 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. There is a vegetarian option, you could fuck off!! Love mock the week lol 1:35 PM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @beerhunter74 was that your first or second? Your eating for 2 now right? Lol 1:13 PM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beerhunter74
  13. You got to love the big bang theory! @AdamEllis88 thanks for retweeting that you tit lol 12:28 PM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @tonyjphillips I'm not to bad buddy, I'll be in tomorrow if your about. Deleted it cos I never had anything to put. I'll try harder lol 11:30 AM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tonyjphillips
  15. @Doomsayer1985 @tonyjphillips @beerhunter74 ok I had deleted twitter so sorry for the late response but you can all eat shit! Lol 11:09 AM Jan 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Doomsayer1985
  16. Hmm, beer and pizza it is! Oh how my diet is soo healthy 11:31 AM Jan 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I'm so tired today! I hope work goes quick 12:18 AM Dec 27th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @tonyjphillips hahahahaha! 1:36 AM Dec 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tonyjphillips
  19. @tonyjphillips how's the bruise Mr Phillips? Please tell me its still there and your at work lol 1:16 AM Dec 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tonyjphillips