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  1. Why is it necessary to raise the roof when you wear a snuggie? Seriously, it says so on the box! about 10 hours ago from Tweed
  2. @Ianjamespoulter that's pretty good lookin... I know ur gunna get the rims painted to match 11:49 AM Dec 8th from Tweed in reply to Ianjamespoulter
  3. I had a fantastic birthday! And its not overrrr!!! 7:40 AM Dec 8th from Tweed
  4. @chanelwestcoast you should stop by and say Happy Birthday! Haha 1:58 PM Dec 7th from Tweed in reply to chanelwestcoast
  5. 40 minutes til my birthday! Cheeyah! 8:21 PM Dec 6th from Tweed
  6. Yo, its Happy Birthday time for me in 4 hours! Nice! 5:07 PM Dec 6th from Tweed
  7. @Ianjamespoulter keep it up this weekend and its your's man. You deserve a win brother! 9:41 PM Dec 4th from Tweed
  8. Sick days are awesome unless you're actually sick. My abs look amazing from all this coughing! 8:59 AM Dec 4th from Tweed
  9. Wow. These jersey shore douchebags on mtv are God's greatest punchline! 7:16 PM Dec 3rd from Tweed
  10. I am officially pissed off at Tiger... Dude, what were you thinking (with)? 2:39 PM Dec 3rd from Tweed
  11. @sarah_k_fresch slap it on the left side, count to 7 and then press X, X, Y, Y, start 2:35 PM Dec 3rd from Tweed in reply to sarah_k_fresch
  12. Ray-J is a disgusting human being. Seriously dude, take a nap! 2:51 PM Dec 1st from Tweed
  13. Another girl is claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Mo money, mo problems! 2:40 PM Dec 1st from Tweed
  14. "Yeahhhh! Got the... Holy Spirit! Its a good train, you should get on it!" hahaha, watching The Italian Job! Seth Green is hilarious! 11:30 AM Dec 1st from Tweed
  15. Leave tiger alone. Its like hearing arnold palmer likes little boys 7:03 PM Nov 30th from Tweed
  16. Drew Brees is nasty! Lets do it New Orleans! 5:43 PM Nov 30th from Tweed
  17. What does heartburn have to do with getting married... to husband #2? Please explain, Prevacid. 3:55 PM Nov 30th from Tweed
  18. Today is perfect. Golf and sushi. Yes please 8:13 AM Nov 29th from Tweed
  19. @androidbenfer got pulled for a noise violation... He was a douche! 2:48 PM Nov 26th from Tweed in reply to androidbenfer
  20. I hate the friggin cops 9:16 AM Nov 26th from Tweed
  • Name chrisisthedude
  • Location Florence, South Carolina
  • Bio i like to make people laugh. that's all you need to know
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