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@hbobier thanks for the followabout 10 hours ago from Echofon in reply to hbobier
@CubanaLAF thanks. Owe you one :)about 11 hours ago from Echofon in reply to CubanaLAF
@CubanaLAF I'm honored. Honestly. I was feeling like crap until that tweet.about 11 hours ago from Echofon in reply to CubanaLAF
@wilw congrats manabout 11 hours ago from Echofon in reply to wilw
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Name Chris Illuminati
Location New Jersey
Web http://chrisillum...
Bio Dude, dumbass, soon to be dad, author, wiseass & I'm running out of characters so I'll resort to wingdings

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