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  1. Rejecting my query letter is fine but including "upcoming appearances" and trying to sell me your book is classless #amwriting about 14 hours ago from web
  2. @SunSwept he is a control freak :) about 17 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SunSwept
  3. @SunSwept I'll have to speak to the chef about 19 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SunSwept
  4. Would you like your burrito iced cold or lava hot? about 19 hours ago from Echofon
  5. I wanted to sell drugs http://tinyurl.com/yg6nygd about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  6. @_nescarly_ come and gone :) 7:25 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to _nescarly_
  7. At wedding, band is playing "My girl likes to party all the time" by Eddie Murphy. Outstanding! 7:17 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  8. @CEMcKenzie1 too late 4:17 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to CEMcKenzie1
  9. @tinyraisins feel free :) 4:17 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to tinyraisins
  10. @jasonjkane tonic. So unoriginal. 3:48 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to jasonjkane
  11. I have NEVER needed a drink more in my life. Told bartender give me a "vodka and whatever." 3:02 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  12. Guy next to me in barbershop cracking up reading paper. Must be a great Nancy & Sluggo 10:56 AM Nov 21st from Echofon
  13. @lttlemouse lay off the late night caffeine :) 10:53 AM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to lttlemouse
  14. @MelissaWrites thanks for the follow Melissa 7:14 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to MelissaWrites
  15. @Scribnia thanks! Your check is in the mail! 2:50 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to Scribnia
  16. @ThisIsRobThomas best show on TV. You're fascinated because it's fifty years but seems like an entirely different world 6:45 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to ThisIsRobThomas
  17. @Humble520 Ask away @thisisrobthomas! 6:44 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to Humble520
  18. Check out what happens when I challenge the @MaximsOfManhood http://su.pr/24g90S (via @asylumdotcom) 1:39 PM Nov 19th from Su.pr
  19. @sueannesjewelry @stina6001@JaredCastle Thanks for the RTs 9:44 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to sueannesjewelry
  20. Coming to a church near you: baseball organist http://su.pr/1TaGFY 9:36 AM Nov 19th from Su.pr
  • Name Chris Illuminati
  • Location New Jersey
  • Web http://chrisillum...
  • Bio Dude, dumbass, soon to be dad, author, wiseass & I'm running out of characters so I'll resort to wingdings
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