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chrishorst

@rjmoeller A preemptive plea for grace before the city bankrupts itself. "Come on, angry masses. Please tolerate our incompetence!" about 2 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to rjmoeller
@rgreiman Because only tourists (from the Jersey Shore, presumably) frequent 16th St. about 2 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to rgreiman
@HallerDave This might be the first time in history that I've been right and you've been wrong on something baseball-related cc @travisyoder about 14 hours ago via Silver Bird in reply to HallerDave
@HallerDave I think Hamels fits that description too? 8-1, 2.43 ERA? about 14 hours ago via Silver Bird
@thisisbenconner @jacobwilson27 @whatclos @mskistler Just finished mulching. The patio is officially ready for a BBQ kickoff in just a few. 2:55 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thisisbenconner
@mworleyjr @blockbuster or in other words, "Our own cash is no good here." Baloney. 2:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mworleyjr
@thedullest got it. Thanks! 12:18 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thedullest
@kristenlandis sweet - thanks cool kid. 12:18 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kristenlandis
@EstherFleece @dansnyder9 you're both cool kids. Thanks! 12:17 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EstherFleece
@browneyedblog thanks! 12:17 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to browneyedblog
It's one of these types of [glorious] mornings. twitter.com/chrishorst/sta… 8:19 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Hey cool kids: How do you post multiple images on one Instagram? I feel like I'm tech-savvy yet I cannot figure this out. 7:50 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@Fikkert We will miss you. Stay out of trouble! 7:10 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird in reply to Fikkert
Remember that scene in The Truman Show when the rain "chased" Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey)? Yeah, that was awesome. 7:10 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
@KatieNienow If you get kidnapped, I'm going to be so mad. 7:00 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird in reply to KatieNienow
@RukshanFr ...the darling programs ballyhooed by both Presidents Clinton and GWB. Amazing to reflect on the misplaced optimism. 5:57 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RukshanFr
@aWolgs ~5% of the world's population own a car. And I'm guessing 5% of all those cars are as nice as this guy's, so... 2:47 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to aWolgs
“Dude, if you own a car--and especially a Beamer--you are most certainly not "the 99%." instagr.am/p/LTmH3rjpeC/ 2:43 PM May 31st via web
@aWolgs Odd. I'll try again, but it's probably less funny now. 2:42 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to aWolgs
@mikepritchard Congrats, Mike! 1:59 PM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to mikepritchard

Name Chris Horst
Location Denver, CO
Web http://smorgasblu...
Bio Entrepreneurship enthusiast, microfinance specialist, aspiring urbanist, & Phillies loyalist. Luke 10:27.