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  1. "Where's my money, man? Yeah, you got money to pay for fake mustaches, huh? How much that mustache cost you?!" "Two-ninety-nine." "Wham!" about 3 hours ago from web
  2. I'm digging my new avatar pic. Makes me look like some sort of Czech porn star. Or perhaps an old-fashioned Italian guy. Where's my monkey? about 3 hours ago from web
  3. @Extranjera Pacific Time? California Time? I don't know. I'm like, 8 hours, plus or minus, I forget, Greenwich Time. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Extranjera
  4. RT @iPeed: Don't shower with a tic-tac in your mouth. I almost died like three ways. about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Making potato and green squash green curry over rice tonight. about 4 hours ago from web
  6. @wilw Oh snap. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to wilw
  7. Well, then. That's better. I guess Twitter took my threats regarding their removal of lists seriously. Damn fine bunch of guys. about 5 hours ago from web
  8. Million dollar idea: McDonalds? Make each Chicken nugget into it's own sandwich with a tiny bun and spot of mayo. Also, don't make it gross. about 11 hours ago from web
  9. Okay, so that last tweet was a bit harsh. Feeling bad. Hey everyone! Wondering what Google Wave is? Czech out this vid: http://bit.ly/a8Mi8 about 11 hours ago from web
  10. For all those people asking "How is Wave-y Formed?", RTFM. Please. It's too complicated to condense into 140 characters. "It's like email bu about 11 hours ago from web
  11. No twitter lists means I won't be tweeting as often (last 5 minutes excluded). I'm going to go slap Facebook around to release some anger. about 11 hours ago from web
  12. Whenever ppl use the abbreviation "ppl", I know it means "people", but I say it in my head as "purple". about 11 hours ago from web
  13. @TheComputerNerd "net" about 11 hours ago from web in reply to TheComputerNerd
  14. This sucketh. No lists. Just remember, kids: everything you love will be taken away, everything that sucks will keep sucking into eternity. about 12 hours ago from web
  15. Where the eff are my effing lists?!?! I would have made my "geeky" list my homepage if I'd been allowed to. Bloody rasclot... about 12 hours ago from web
  16. Just finished watching #gijoe. Is there anyone from The Mummy movies who didn't make a cameo? Also, no old theme song = :( about 12 hours ago from web
  17. Oy, it's a cold morning here. All the bubbles in my Galileo thermometer are up. Time to get a fire going. about 16 hours ago from web
  18. @pafford I like the part that says "pop pop JELLYFISH". My tag cloud includes the words "pregnant smoking cheese wife" most prominently. 10:04 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to pafford
  19. @pafford hahaha. "Tweet this to @cdc?" 7:20 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to pafford
  20. @MommyGeekology LOL. You've got a commanding Twitter presence, I was powerless. Thanks for confirming my awesome. 7:19 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to MommyGeekology