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I'll be bartending every Friday and Sunday nights at Double Windsor in Brooklyn. Stop by sometime! http://tinyurl.com/doublewinds 11:57 AM Sep 22nd from web
@Ginger_Clark i picked up a Cadbury Picnic up at Dub Pies. not sure if i ate it or rubbed it all over my face. http://tinyurl.com/piccad 9:55 AM Sep 21st from web in reply to Ginger_Clark
At KGB this Wed night! Me and Fox will read about kung fu monkeys and vigilante ice cream trucks! (respectively) http://tinyurl.com/genoakgb 9:26 AM Sep 14th from web
@Ginger_Clark Flash! Ah-ahhh! He's a miracle! 10:15 AM Aug 19th from web in reply to Ginger_Clark
@Ginger_Clark lamb raviloi? if you are having the mint love letters with spicy lamb sausage at babbo then i am jealous as hell. 4:46 PM May 29th from web in reply to Ginger_Clark
everyone please welcome my lovely agent @Ginger_Clark to twitter. in related news, hell has frozen over. 12:04 PM May 15th from web
just cleaned the winter muck out of the backyard while three feral cats watched me with a "hey asshole that's OUR muck" look on their faces. 2:19 PM Apr 5th from web
@DoorToRiver i'm currently googling "unexplained singular nipple vibration in males." i'll let you know what i learn. 10:29 AM Mar 13th from web in reply to RuthanneReid
sometimes it feels like my right nipple is vibrating. should i be concerned? 10:17 AM Mar 13th from web
@chapmanchapman Had to work late and missed the Lipsyte reading Curses! 4:58 PM Feb 24th from web in reply to chapmanchapman
Murakami's Jerusalem Prize acceptance speech reminds why I continue to write novels: http://tinyurl.com/murakamiprize 8:58 AM Feb 20th from web
The US Navy finally gets around to worrying about military robots going berserk: http://tinyurl.com/robowarriors 8:00 AM Feb 20th from web
Booksamillion is now following me. Perhaps they can follow me all the way to Ingram and put a few copies of Foop! on their shelves! Hi-o! 6:26 AM Feb 20th from web
@chapmanchapman 23 minutes of a single camera on Jeff Jarvis against a white background. Sounds like a natural alternative to Ambien. 11:49 AM Feb 3rd from web in reply to chapmanchapman
@thenickfaber Anything with Bruce Campbell is, by default, awesome. 9:32 AM Jan 28th from web in reply to thenickfaber
Just saw an old man have a seizure on the street. Called 911 and stayed with him and his dog until help arrived. 13 minutes later! 11:47 AM Jan 22nd from web
I've had it. I'm done with Lost. It's become an annoyingly convoluted Quantum Leap episode, stretched out over 5+ seasons. Plus, no Bakula! 5:42 AM Jan 22nd from web
@bookoven It's getting a tune up in the shop right now, but as soon as I get it back I'll send you a pic. 3:01 PM Jan 13th from web in reply to bookoven
@avay thanks! 12:40 PM Jan 13th from web in reply to avay
Yes there will be other readings before then, so get off my back! Patience, people. Chuck E. Cheese's wasn't built in a day. 12:40 PM Jan 13th from web