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ChrisGaskin

  1. Bitches be trippin! youtu.be/EH2Bpl42WXo less than 5 seconds ago via Tweet Button
  2. Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass! about 2 hours ago via web
  3. When women want to sleep with every guy but me, I tend to question whether or not they're even human. about 11 hours ago via web
  4. @thebloodysavage I didn't do it onstage. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thebloodysavage
  5. Goldie's Pizza is bumping tonight! #ebonics about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Don't know what to talk about tonight. Maybe how I blew my nose in the shower and looked like Holly Hunter at the end of a "movie". #SoHot! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. At Lafflines Comedy Club tonight at 9:30pm about 19 hours ago via web
  8. My favourite thing about being me is that I'm not you. about 20 hours ago via web
  9. Though his mind is not for rent, Don't put him down as arrogant. His reserve, a quiet defense, Riding out the day's events. #TheRiver about 23 hours ago via web
  10. @theMizzGoldie No true comic has an actual life, we have obligations. 3:02 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to theMizzGoldie
  11. @PattyFatty Who won tonight? 12:17 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @theMizzGoldie I fail to see how it took you so long to retort. 11:47 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to theMizzGoldie
  13. Backstage! Let's do this! #TheRio 9:21 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. If you're a player, than I'm a player hater. 8:03 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Come party with me at The Rio Theatre tonight at 8:00pm! #Vancouver #Comedy 5:30 PM May 31st via web
  16. Come see @jasonrouse666 at The Rio tonight at 8pm. (@VancityBuzz @Miss604 @VIAwesome Please RT) I'll be there, too! #EastVan #Comedy 2:15 PM May 31st via web
  17. Pizza is pizza. Unless it's $5 pizza, then it blows! 7:00 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Did anyone else see the moron behind Sutter with the sign that says, "Lakers vs Spurs Following This Game"? #WTF 6:36 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @thebloodysavage *Eat a dick! 6:15 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thebloodysavage