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Something my 5 year old just said for the 1st time: "I want a real phone." I want her to stop growing up. Neither gets what they want. #fb4:37 PM Nov 4thfrom Tweetie
Whether you are rooting for the Yanks or Angels, how can the umpiring be this bad? It's a goddamn championship game for chrissakes. #alcs6:57 PM Oct 20thfrom Tweetie
"It tastes like suntan lotion." - My wife, after tasting our kid's Yoplait Strawberry Cheesecake yogurt. They of course love it. #fb12:21 PM Oct 18thfrom Tweetie
I know people don't mean anything by it, but complimenting my camera when I give you a photo I've taken secretly pisses me off. #fb8:36 AM Oct 16thfrom Tweetie