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chrisearl9

  1. @TheMahaRaji Perhaps that explains why I always get a discount for bananas. Unpeel them before paying. #Kidding.
  2. A frozen yogurt store charges by the ounce but has no scales until check out. Nearly everyone pays more than planned. This is brilliant.
  3. @motownsportsfan you mean the tastiest chicken sandwich ever?
  4. @BradoNews18 nice pic, Brado. Missing those carefree EC summer nights.
  5. Can we stop using "double down" in politics? Only use it when holding 11 at all times, 10 vs Dealer 9/lower or any 9 vs 2-8. Thank you.
  6. @CarmDaleyWFRV @wfrvnews The one and only Dave is leaving? Perhaps I need to bug him for "Favre Sound", for old time sake.
  7. Really? Jim Nantz is wearing a full suit in the Texas heat of late May? An ascot, in this setting, would be more comfortable.
  8. Clear difference between open wheel and stock car racing: I don't think I would see a Paul Mitchell hair product ad during NASCAR.
  9. From scanner: a 7-month-old baby left unattended in the parking lot of a gigantic mega store. It's 83 degrees. #We'reBetterThanThisEIowa
  10. Not sure if Jenny McCarthy & Brian Urlacher will become American Royalty. I think she's dating him to have a shot at Robbie Gould.
  11. @SericeSanders Serice, Chris Earl from TV-9 writing. Hope to follow up on your story w/ brief interview today. Thanks! - Chris
  12. About to crash and then... I spot "About Last Night". Rob Lowe. Shag carpet. 1986.
  13. "@Grantland33: Stan Van Gundy's greatest hits, by @ChrisRyan77 es.pn/JRHJxT". Hire this man, Knicks.
  14. Lift me up so high... Where eagles fly.
  15. Speaking today at Noon Optimists Club. Honored for invite. Meeting with some students for their essay contest.
  16. @TheMahaRaji what makes the pic even better, Buttery, are the kanji below the particular flavor on the package. :)
  17. What is the downside to playing Iowa-Nebraska on Fridays? None. Great exposure. Get it done, ADs.
  18. Is that Quin Snyder passing out resumes amid the handshakes and man hugs in OKC? "Ya know, I was an up and comer".