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New Years Resolution: Hang out as friends with an Etheopean chick for over 6 hours.36 minutes agofrom UberTwitter
Here's a good thing to say while hitting on a chick: "Damn, if you did porn I would bookmark your videos."about 1 hour agofrom UberTwitter
Somebody with literally no followers just retweeted me. That's like being alone in a room and still telling people what I just said.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
It's so European to be chubby and wear a tight yellow shirt and sunglasses with your hair too short.about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
I just watched a 50 year old Asian woman burp into a 25 year old black man's face 7 times in a row. It was absolutely fucking disgusting.about 5 hours agofrom web
Yo, where my Asians at!?!? (like, mainly around the greater LA area because that's close to where I am)about 5 hours agofrom web
I'm being southern in my car right now. Driving. Just being southern. Like from Alabama or something. Please retweet.about 6 hours agofrom UberTwitter
If I were an evil villain I would wear a crossword puzzle-print tuxedo. Even though that's ridiculous, secretly I think I'd look good.about 18 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Although good dancing can look pleasing to the eye, it is essentially nothing. If you are a good dancer it doesn't matter one bit. Bye.about 19 hours agofrom web
If they made "Did You Hear About The Morgans 3-D" I would go see it. I promise.6:25 PM Dec 19thfrom web
There is no more poser bitch shit than if you are a man wearing a sports jersey with a professional athlete's name on the back.2:29 PM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
Can we all agree that come 2010 no one can say "everyone and their mom" as a descriptive way of saying "a lot of people" anymore?3:31 AM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
Hugh Grant & Sarah Jessica Parker are finally in a movie together combining their forces to create the movie that I would not see the most.3:18 AM Dec 19thfrom UberTwitter
