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chrisdalrymple

  1. *pretends to be asleep* “@the_only_Q_o_L: @chrisdalrymple WAKE UP I'm HUNGRY!!!! twitter.com/the_only_Q_o_L…” about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. Off out. Don't wait up. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. FUDDLE! instagr.am/p/LUtuNdCy3r/ 12:57 AM Jun 1st via Instagram
  4. In many ways our lives are so similar... RT @hughhefner: The Playmate Dancers are rehearsing in the Mansion gym with Bunny Mother Pat Lacey” 10:17 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @deadeye_matt BRILLIANT. I will try that immediately. 1:39 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPad in reply to deadeye_matt
  6. You know you're living the dream when you have to make an effort to sit differently on the sofa to prevent the ass groove getting bigger. 1:33 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPad
  7. Gin and muesli is a healthy tea, right? Right?? 1:25 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPad
  8. In the distance that is the Goodyear blimp... instagr.am/p/LSptd-iy5-/ 5:44 AM May 31st via Instagram
  9. Didn't realise this has been amended.. “@guardiantech: Cookies law changed at 11th hour to introduce 'implied consent' bit.ly/KA3Atn” 12:13 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. As usual the BBC.co.uk has an elegant solution to EU Cookie regs: econsultancy.com/blog/9990-the-… but they do still imply consent... 1:56 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
  11. Having a debate with @the_only_Q_o_L about 'The List' and whether I can limit her to kissing @ollyofficial without tongues. Apparently not. 12:17 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. You know the presenter isn't sure abwhen the subject when they have a kind of Tourette's inserting words like web & online at random 11:05 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Very odd piece on BBC Breakfast on EU cookies law. It's almost like no one quite understands what it's all about #surelynot 10:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. *timezone. *gives up* 10:31 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Sod it, I'll just get up then. My freakishly accurate body clock will have to be set to a new timeline with coffee and stubbornness. 10:30 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @the_only_Q_o_L I would disagree but we both know that's pretty much true. #challengedmanhood 10:26 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to the_only_Q_o_L
  17. *jetlag. Tired. 10:23 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Is it possible to have jet ag coming back from Crete? My body clock is confused but very accurate. #awaketooearly 10:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @the_only_Q_o_L :D x 10:25 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to the_only_Q_o_L