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ChrisCubas

Whoever invented the urinal trough fuckin LOVED dicks. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@AndyKindler The opposite of salad days? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AndyKindler
@AndyKindler I related to that sauteed cheese tweet pretty hard. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AndyKindler
@IamEnidColeslaw because you keep getting poop in it. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to IamEnidColeslaw
@matt_bearden Blocked and reported about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to matt_bearden
aduncancarson The #LaughLounge will be running for 10 weeks! More info on facebook, because that's where info lives now facebook.com/events/2626236… about 12 hours ago via web Retweeted by ChrisCubas and 1 other
Not suprised at all that Green Lantern is gay. its been an open secret in the black community for years that John Stewart is on the down low about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Movie idea - "The Last Roller Skater on Earth" starring this idiot outside my apartment who was juat tripped by a pebble. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android
No election this year. Instead we give Romney and Obama bath salts and whoever still has a face after 30 minutes is president. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Nothing says "healthy eating habits" like picking shredded cheddar cheese out of your beard. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Washing my clothes in the bath tub because I only have enough money for the dryer at the laundromat. *Someone starts a slow clap about 17 hours ago via Twitter for Android
kumailn Prometheus is going to be like finally having sex with your 8th grade crush: better in your head & could probably stand to lose 20. about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by ChrisCubas and 27 others
Scramble with friends anybody? UN: knekbownn 8:35 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
barvonblaq Judging by how The Hulk speaks, he reacted badly to grammar rays as well. 7:16 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisCubas and 24 others
@kathbarbadoro NEVER 3:00 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to kathbarbadoro
I call the girls in teen porn "Joan Jetts" because it sounds better then "Runaways". 2:56 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
MrGeorgeWallace Shout out to the brotherhood of man. Also to cagefighting. 1:39 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ChrisCubas and 30 others
Judging by the masscara running down her face I'm starting to think this hot teen doesn't crave huge meat as much as the dvd cover claimed. 10:36 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
@JenaFriedman Its spread by "kissing bugs"? Thats fine. I'd never kiss a bug. Gross. 11:34 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to JenaFriedman
@raminnazer Don't worry. We're gonna do that anyway. 10:43 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to raminnazer

Name Chris Cubas
Location Austin, Tx
Bio Stand up comic based out of Austin, TX. 2nd place - FPIA, SXSW, FFFFest, Altercation Punk Comedy Tour, bunch of stuff you've never heard of but was pretty cool.