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  1. @MorgMoney I try. Seriously though.. Drink lots of water and don't leave the bed. If you have to pee, just do it there. 10:42 AM Oct 7th from txt
  2. @MorgMoney I promise you won't completely and it'll feel better when it stops hurting. 10:32 AM Oct 7th from txt
  3. @MorgMoney def! Just be careful with that.. You get used to vicaden easily. 10:29 AM Oct 7th from txt
  4. @MorgMoney ouch! But that shit will fix you up quick! 10:25 AM Oct 7th from txt
  5. Bowling tonight. Again. Don't want to. Have to. 3:37 PM Oct 1st from txt
  6. @MonicaJacobs hello, stranger! 1:12 PM Oct 1st from Twitterrific in reply to MonicaJacobs
  7. @kyleridolfo no, NY. Almost Canadialand. 4:56 AM Sep 29th from Twitterrific in reply to kyleridolfo
  8. Just got to NY!!! 9:21 AM Sep 25th from txt
  9. Smoking room in ATL airport: fucking awesome! 6:23 AM Sep 25th from txt
  10. Pcola with mommy, going to NY. 3:32 AM Sep 25th from Twitterrific
  11. America, the fact that Jay-Z is always a hot toppic on Twitter should be unnerving. 12:26 PM Sep 24th from Twitterrific
  12. Told work I was feeling too well to come in. 7:01 AM Sep 24th from txt
  13. Dollar Scoop Tuesday! 2:28 PM Sep 22nd from TwitterMail
  14. Gettin some motha effin coffee with muh female lady friend. 8:45 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  15. @kyleridolfo I'll take them. Would you happen to have 2 plane tickets from FL to NYC that I could bum as well? 8:22 AM Sep 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to kyleridolfo
  16. Starbucks!! 4:08 PM Sep 21st from txt
  17. Blow muh dick off, bitch 2:40 PM Sep 21st from Twitterrific
  18. My new printer: http://yfrog.com/50vs9ij 10:31 AM Sep 21st from Twitterrific
  19. I just made my very own Tumblr account. I'm late. 3:21 PM Sep 20th from txt
  20. Photo: Seaside. Almost a year ago. http://tumblr.com/xtx36tjwg 3:18 PM Sep 20th from Tumblr