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  1. Why go to the store for a Butterball, when I can make the bird come to me? Turkey-calling lesson http://tinyurl.com/yh7k2fu
  2. This week reminds me of the thing I am most thankful for: not being an Auburn fan!
  3. Vampires have it made. Ladies love them and they never have to worry about an iron deficiency or life insurance.
  4. Today's Headline: TEEN VAMPIRE MOVIE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SUCK AND BLOW AT THE SAME TIME; WILL MAKE BILLIONS
  5. Follow these Tweeps! {#FF} @fredontv @CarmenCoursey @KristenNastasia @tvamy @jasontspencer @jcooper23 @scncweather @tvmelissa @shanajtill
  6. Attention Tennessee Vols boosters: Money needed for bail! http://tiny.cc/peLfA
  7. I don't have cankles I don't have cankles I don't have cankles I don't have cankles I don't have cankles I don't have cankles I don't have c
  8. Are two heroes one too many? Witness at Ft Hood disputes Army's account of female cop taking down gunman. http://tiny.cc/jRXF4
  9. Yolanda Thompson about to be sentenced for murder of Union Co HS student Marisha Jeter.
  10. What happens when you build a playground on the site of an old hospital? You get ghosts. http://tiny.cc/BmkEj
  11. @BBQShane There is a legendary place in Tuscaloosa called Dreamland. Excellent ribs, maybe the best. But their chopped Q can't touch yours!
  12. Still haven't come up with a Halloween costume. Was thinking about going as Michael Phelps but can't find a bong.
  13. @Coralrives Ha! Great to hear from a PCB dweller! Tell Greg I said hi... and I hope he doesn't still have to get up at 3am!
  14. @javaonline I think it will be close. Spurrier will pull out some tricks. But SC hasn't seen a defense as fast as Bama's. Tide wins by 10.
  15. @TonyMormando Hope you're right, Tony! I guess too many Mike Shula years have me thinking bad things can happen on Homecoming.
  16. Going to watch the Tide play the Gamecocks on Sat. I sure hope I can come back to SC with my head held high. I think it's gonna be close.
  17. About to take off for the Mother Land! (Alabama. I call it the Mother Land because my mother lives there, along with others I love.)
  18. @kokomodianne Sorry for the slow reply. Yes, God did bless me... with a wonderful character to interview! Thanks for the tweet.
  19. @whit69 Thanks! But don't get used to seeing me... off all next week!
  20. Ready to punch Wednesday in the throat! More coffee, please!