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chrisballman

  1. This is absolutely hysterical. Amanda Allen is my leader. @ama61584: I'm not always great with strangers. tmblr.co/ZqEA9xMCLlYG
  2. @stevenbush hologram Tupac
  3. “@ama61584: It is 2012 what are we even still doing with trains”
  4. @JimmyMcSings if Dwyane Wade wins, we all lose.
  5. Seriously, outside of my wife, there is no one I respect and love more than Warrant Officer Jason Allman. Thankful for him today.
  6. Memorial Day. Hug a soldier. Or punch one in the face and tear up his shoulder. #warrior #brendanvstommy
  7. @LawsonFlowers @fabsharford that was someone else
  8. @jamie_ivey which one did you do today?
  9. @LawsonFlowers IT'S ALWAYS THE 4 TH QUARTER LAWSON!!!!!!!!!!
  10. In honor of @T_David, I've changed my profile pic yet again. Here is my latest choice. twitter.com/chrisballman/s…
  11. @T_David A few minutes ago you had 597 followers. Check the number now. #unfollow #meanie
  12. @fabsharford 3 Dr. Peppers and about 4 baskets of chips.
  13. Need to apologize to all I've encouraged to eat healthy. What just went down at El Arroyo was an affront to the body God gave me.
  14. Another Friday night. Another private school graduation. Another effort to get tossed.
  15. @AlnAUS @tysoncolinjoe Al, come see us this week. I'll send you a link with info.
  16. “@scottcfrazier: @chrisballman yea I can see D-Wade on the Austin Toros. Maybe the second leading scorer on the team // Frazier gets it.
  17. Since my dislike of Dwayne Wade has nothing to do with stats, he can go for 41/10 and I'll still tweet that he's a NBDL talent. At best.
  18. @lpeck09 that award is named after Kari's grandfather...he would have loved Ellie I'm sure!