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chrisballman

  1. This is absolutely hysterical. Amanda Allen is my leader. @ama61584: I'm not always great with strangers. tmblr.co/ZqEA9xMCLlYG 7:29 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @stevenbush hologram Tupac 8:04 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stevenbush
  3. “@ama61584: It is 2012 what are we even still doing with trains” 4:05 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @JimmyMcSings if Dwyane Wade wins, we all lose. 6:38 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimmyMcSings
  5. Seriously, outside of my wife, there is no one I respect and love more than Warrant Officer Jason Allman. Thankful for him today. 10:43 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Memorial Day. Hug a soldier. Or punch one in the face and tear up his shoulder. #warrior #brendanvstommy 10:41 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @LawsonFlowers @fabsharford that was someone else 8:05 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LawsonFlowers
  8. @jamie_ivey which one did you do today? 9:05 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jamie_ivey
  9. @LawsonFlowers IT'S ALWAYS THE 4 TH QUARTER LAWSON!!!!!!!!!! 2:55 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LawsonFlowers
  10. In honor of @T_David, I've changed my profile pic yet again. Here is my latest choice. twitter.com/chrisballman/s… 9:32 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @T_David A few minutes ago you had 597 followers. Check the number now. #unfollow #meanie 9:30 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to T_David
  12. @fabsharford 3 Dr. Peppers and about 4 baskets of chips. 9:11 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to fabsharford
  13. Need to apologize to all I've encouraged to eat healthy. What just went down at El Arroyo was an affront to the body God gave me. 8:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Another Friday night. Another private school graduation. Another effort to get tossed. 4:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @AlnAUS @tysoncolinjoe Al, come see us this week. I'll send you a link with info. 2:50 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlnAUS
  16. “@scottcfrazier: @chrisballman yea I can see D-Wade on the Austin Toros. Maybe the second leading scorer on the team // Frazier gets it. 9:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Since my dislike of Dwayne Wade has nothing to do with stats, he can go for 41/10 and I'll still tweet that he's a NBDL talent. At best. 8:07 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @lpeck09 that award is named after Kari's grandfather...he would have loved Ellie I'm sure! 8:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lpeck09